theotheruncleeli @theuncleeli

@emilypothast i was going to get to the other two, but it's so trippy in here!

am i the only one that thinks the sackler family, as evil as they are, is being scapegoated by a govt that doesn't want to make actual policy change? the opioid crisis didn't start recently, it's been actively cultivated by the govt through lack of funding and laws for decades.

1. LSD - entire Ween discography on shuffle (just trust me on this one) 2. LSD/mdma - Pink Floyd "Dark Side..." on 8 track so the songs get split 3. 2cb - Ween "The Pod" 4. Azurescens & beer - Lynyrd Skynyrd "Pronounced..." 5. Cyanescens & whiskey - Bruce Springsteen "Nevada"

you should watch me pour a dry material into a small hole sometime.

theotheruncleeli @theuncleeli

5 years ago

i have the equivalent of a phd in putting things in things.

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i have the equivalent of a phd in putting things in things.

theotheruncleeli @theuncleeli

5 years ago

i have the equivalent of a phd in putting things in things.

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@sandysalad they just pulled the ultimate parent move. "you can have dessert if you finish dinner, and it looks like only one of you have finished!"

@fake_living @MaryBlairHansen @bottom_txt i showed right next to one of Võ's statue parts in the 2014 yokohama triennial. it made me feel super small, i really loved it.

@fake_living the only reason he stopped taking bitcoin is so he can squeeeze the little dogey and get his 30% back out of there, which i assume he predicts will lower the price of bitcoin, making it less desirable as a currency in the short run.

@fake_living @MaryBlairHansen @bottom_txt that's the one. we built a solar panel and battery system with a light on a timer for the night feels. also low spots in the concrete for puddles.

@sandysalad @JakeAnbinder you think that the gates getting divorced was just a coincidence? think. about. it.

@moon_block24 @kennyschac @jerrysaltz This must be your first rodeo

A collector of mine bought this chandelier in 2010. He really loved it and repeatedly told me so. Then I called him out on an NFT scam he’s been running with Jerry Saltz and he got so mad he paid his kids to make it look like he smashed it! LOL! @kennyschac @jerrysaltz

@kennyschac @jerrysaltz I only reminded you that you spent your wife’s money on my chandelier after you called me a moron. What kind of weird shit show collector are you? You’re a hype man for a mid level marketing scam, your provenance is busted.

Very convincing argument! I almost thought they weren’t real, I’m glad you talked some sense into me.

theotheruncleeli @theuncleeli

5 years ago

i have the equivalent of a phd in putting things in things.

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Male Sad Bois lash out from lack of cocktail parties

FIERMAN @fierman_gallery

6 years ago

@theuncleeli @kennyschac @jerrysaltz Hetero Male ego fragility is REAL

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There is a small herd of this rare breed of artist, found in the forests surrounding the Puget Sound to the north and west of Seattle, and along the south shore of the Straits of San Juan de Fuca.

bbornaa @bbornaa

6 years ago

I just want artist friends that don’t pay attention to celebrities

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@bbornaa Neil Diamond?

It should be noted that Nate Lowman was watching through the window with a concerned look on his face.

theotheruncleeli @theuncleeli

6 years ago

I got in a fist fight in Belgium at 2 am after somebody repeatedly bugged me to answer “what’s the difference between drawing and painting?”. Turns out, it’s all just sculpture. And I kicked his ass.

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@veranveranveran @Gagosian He probably pays people to curate for him in his own space. He probably can’t even curate his own house lol

Has Larry even curated anything at a museum? I have never seen a show of his outside his gallery lol. Why do people always buy art from him? There’s way smarter curators out there. He probably pays for every show he curates himself lolz @Gagosian