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*26 arrests at Unite the Kingdom rally* Shabana Mahmood: “Heirs to skinheads! P**i-bashers of old. Racists!” *40 arrests at the pro-Palestine protest last night* Shabana Mahmood: It was “insensitive”. We have another two-tier Home Secretary. Dreadful inconsistency.
How the fuck do you look at a Syrian man called JIHAD who murdered Jews.... and come to the conclusion this is a right wing problem!?!? So fucking offensive.
@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel Oh, just stop. x.com/habibi_uk/stat…
@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel Oh, just stop. x.com/habibi_uk/stat…
"Okay, guys, how are we going to spin that his name is literally JIHAD...Pitch your ideas."
"Okay, guys, how are we going to spin that his name is literally JIHAD...Pitch your ideas." https://t.co/jDIskhVUrF
When I first heard about the Manchester synagogue terrorist attack, my immediate thought was to blame the young lads at the Chapel Royal. Instead it turns out some Syrian guy named Jihad al-Shamie did it. Fucking hell. Sometimes this stuff just blindsides you
How warped must your moral compass be to do this today.
How is she still a fucking Baroness!?!?
How is she still a fucking Baroness!?!?
Firing a pregnant woman over a tweet that was factual. The party isn’t going to recover from this one.
Firing a pregnant woman over a tweet that was factual. The party isn’t going to recover from this one.
Ange getting nottingham forest relegated so he can win the championship to aura farm his second season quote
As a born and bred Mancunian, I fucking HATE what happened to my city. Animals.
As a born and bred Mancunian, I fucking HATE what happened to my city. Animals.
The Manchester attack started with Corbyn and was spearheaded by Corbynites. The same blue haired, pro-Palestine mob who will lobby every Jewish organisation ....just because of their Jewishness. Who see Jewishness as "evil". Who demand Jewish blood for the ills of Israel.…
So Rebecca is a bit of a dick. And she's incredibly boring. Sounds like she's watched too many Andrew Tate videos with all this nonsense about "alphas". Who fucking talks like that?
I wish my players on Football Managers were like this when I negotiate their contracts
I wish my players on Football Managers were like this when I negotiate their contracts
This fool got absolutely fucking bodychecked. Awesome.
This fool got absolutely fucking bodychecked. Awesome.
You posted this when Hamas committed the worst atrocity against Jews since the Holocaust. You’re a fraud.
You posted this when Hamas committed the worst atrocity against Jews since the Holocaust. You’re a fraud. https://t.co/hly0L1I5o4
If the Prime Minister doesn't even acknowledge today's barbaric murder was an antisemitic attack rooted in Islamist idealism, he is done. Over. He and Labour are out at the next election.
They hate Jews. The disgusting attack today is squarely on these people. An infinitely more justified statement than, the backlash for the crimes of the Israeli military, somehow, must fall at the feet of Jews in Manchester.
They hate Jews. The disgusting attack today is squarely on these people. An infinitely more justified statement than, the backlash for the crimes of the Israeli military, somehow, must fall at the feet of Jews in Manchester.
If you were one of those doubtless well meaning middle class white people wearing a keffiyeh and chanting "Globalise the intifada" you really should know what happened in Manchester today is what you were calling for. That's EXACTLY what it involves.

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