Thicke Richard @thickericky
:~I have never been very funny on the internet~: smorgasb.org Westmoreland County Prison Joined December 2015-
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pardon my phrench but I don't give a phuck about you, you phake ass fony
Did you know they didn't put the word gullible on Google?
@realDonaldTrump turn up the heat! lol
@realDonaldTrump what do think about attaching flame throwers on top of Mexico wall. Just an idea
by the time I said when, there was too much parmesan
ur girl: that a pepperoni in your pocket or r u just happy to see me? me: Im happy to see u but ye my dick is a stick of spicy hot pepperoni
dick made out spicy pepperoni, your bitch gotta bring a glass of milk cause she know I got the spicy pepper on me
My relaxation tip: right before I go to sleep, I slip on some comfy pjs, take 200mg of adderall and read a few copies of mein kampf.
@thickericky first thing a girl says to me when she see my dick "Did somebody order pizza?"
Walk into da club like what up my dick is pepperoni
Voodoo Mama Juju put molasses in my haystack
*phone rings* me: oh it's the bank bank: ur 2 rich! help! what do we do? me: sry guys i just make the money. I don't know what to do with it
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Look son, I already told you, I'm sorry I ate the frisbee
I got my wife a beautiful zirconium wedding ring for our wedding but was quickly disappointed cause I realized she's a pine cone
Sr. Medgaus @Normal_Nate
169 Followers 185 Following if it were easy bein green, everybody'd be kermit the frog
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