Bored Employee @thingsidoatwork

In an effort to do something more productive than you know, everything i do, ive taken up learning a 2nd language. arigato gozaimasu.

I'm practicing making funny voices. People don't use funny voices enough.

coworker linked me to cubeecraft.com. you can print out little paper models that need no adhesives. i predict much time wasted here.

I got the IP address of the giant plot printer from the team next door. Now I can live my dream of a 3 foot high xkcd comic.

Turns out some university made a youtube video about every element in the periodic table. Up to Praseodymium so far.

Lead tech for Europe: Can you connect to a machine 5 states away that is not connected to the internet? Me: You make baby jesus cry.

... unreasonably sized one

Sadly, the walk to the desk is too far for a reasonably sized snowball to survive to throw at coworkers. Next will try an unreasonably s ...

Rearranged the furniture to be more useful in case of zombie attack. My office is now known as "The Doom Bunker"

Overheard from a couple cubes over: "I can't stop farting!!"

After collecting all the thumb tacks i can find, i have the largest smiley face of anyone in the office on my wall. suck it!

Calculated that to fit Modern Warfare 2 on floppies, it would require about 9300 of them, which would be about a half mile long if laid ...

30 minutes into my shift, already am sick of it. Nothing amusing today, just daydreaming of being in a better place - like Detroit.

Learned more than I ever wanted to know about DeLorean Motors thanks to Wikipedia

Took a bunch of cups from the water cooler and trying to imitate those cup stacking videos on youtube. They make it look so easy!

Watched the movie "Gymkata" on youtube, perhaps the best kung fu + gymnastics movie I've seen this week.

google image searched celebrities. added up the pixels from the images on the first page to see who "wins"

Assembled tiny structures on my desk built out of office supplies and utensils from the cafeteria

Went rummaging through on old supply closet for anything cool. Found a tacky artificial christmas tree from the 70s.