3rd @thinkerthird

41-yo Dad | Separated | If you heard something bad about me, believe all of them. I don't have time to explain. I can also add if you want. Joined December 2019

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3rd @thinkerthird

2 years ago

Mosang na kapitbahay: May sasabihin ako sa yo. Wag mong sabihin sa iba (Matapos ang ilang minutong chismis...) Mama: Magkano? Mosang: Ha? Mama: Magkano para sa katahimikan ko.

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Tahimik ang Mahal na Araw nung bata pa ako. Walang palabas sa TV, sarado lahat ng tindahan hanggang Sabado, signed off ang mga FM radios, bawal tumawa nang malakas at gumawa ng kahit anong ingay, hindi pwede maglaro, kelangan maligo bago mag alas tres ng hapon ng Byernes Santo.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Grindr Guy: LF? Me: Binignit. I'm looking for binignit!!!

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

I would've been on an island now enjoying the sun and the sand. May mga friends talaga tayong napaka indecisive no? Pauunahin pa ako dun tapos di pa pala nagbook ng ticket. Panay procrastinate hanggang naubusan na ng ticket. Leche. Lol

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Since nakarating ako ng bahay, panay tulog na ako. Gumigising lang para kumain o magCR. Parang dito ko narealize na hapung-hapo pala ako na di ko man lang naramdaman sa Manila kasi I only had myself to rely on.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Home

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Infidelity is a manifestation of insecurity. The cheater thinks his cheating can compensate for his lack of looks, intelligence, credentials, wealth, talent, or what not. Kaya pansin nyo mostly ng mga cheater pangit o bobo.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Staff: Sir uwi kayo sa province nyo sa Holy Week? Me: Oo. Kelangan. Parte kasi ako parati ng sinakulo. (Long pause) Gumaganap akong Jesus. Staff: (Puzzled look)

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Ilang beses na akong nahampas ng palaspas na hindi maayos ang pagkadala. Konti na lang, panghahablutin ko ang mga ito at ipanglatigo sa kanila. Nasisira ang aking kutis. 😂😂😂

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

I will never see a staircase the same thing again after watching John Wick 4.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

In order to protect your well-being, you need to prioritize yourself. Shutting yourself from the problems and noise around you isn't being selfish. It is preserving your mental state and keeping your sanity intact. Good morning!

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

I need good sex now. If this post is a flop, at least di nakakahiya kasi April Fools. 😂😂😂

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

May tatamad-tamad bumangon. Happy Friday, self. Kilos na. Bawal umabsent. Di ka mayaman. Di ka pang Vivamax o Onlyfans. Lol

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Kelangan ko na talagang matutunang pigilan ang pagtaas ng aking kilay at pagroll ng aking mata.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Lunch break. Kumakain kami ng team sa office. May kumatok. Taga BFP. Officer: Pasensya na Sir. Kumakain pala kayo. Me: Syempre. 12pm e. Lunchtime naman yan di ba? Panay sorry si Officer Me: Drop the apologies. Naputol nyo na pagkain ko. How can I help? Mag-iinspect lang pala.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Good morning! What's our food for today? Umandar ang topak. Binuhusan ng wine. Amoy masarap naman. Di ko pa natikman. Hahaha.

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Me: Brewed coffee please. Large. Crew: Hot or cold? Me: Hot. Crew: Ay Sir. Sorry. Wala pong available na hot. Me: (OA na reaction) Noooo!!! But whyyyyy?! Crew: (Nashock sandali sa reaction ko). Uhmm... Ano po kasi... Sira po ang machine namin. Me: Ok. Thanks! Sabay walkout. 😂😂

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3rd @thinkerthird

3 years ago

Momordica charantia Linn. Dagdagan natin sa araw na ito ang pait na ating nararamdaman. Hahaha! May di marunong gumamit ng stove kaya naovercook. Pero masarap naman daw siya sabi ni self. 😂😂😂 Tara kain!