Matt Watt @thisisodd

Tall, Awkward, Clumsy...You know. New York Joined March 2007

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Matt Watt @thisisodd

3 years ago

@British_Airways, on flight to JFK yesterday, no bags aboard (including mine!). I’ve submitted a report, but any view on how long until backlog is resolved? I’m to be at a wedding tomorrow and bag contents would have been (and still could be) handy. Thanks!

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4 years ago

@Alyssa_Milano Allow gun manufacturers to be sued. Allow gun crime to be studied.

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4 years ago

@memphispunch We scored an assist!

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4 years ago

@memphispunch I always convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit using “double it and add 30.” It’s close enough. Maybe it’s like learning a language through immersion and eventually you’ll just *know* SI units?

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4 years ago

@beaujennings Are you about to go off on Hosty using a nom de plume?

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4 years ago

@MattGertz Yours is the most unenviable of jobs. Thank you for your service.

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4 years ago

@FernetBroncho @beaujennings I remember the phrase “Party on Debarr, bring your own head!” the weekend after that happened.

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4 years ago

@memphispunch Right, but hear me out, they’ll argue that it’s not even 20 (Celsius) outside. Definitely glove weather.

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4 years ago

@Guinz It’s like every three weeks lately.

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4 years ago

@lajkainorbit Tradition.

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4 years ago

@wampusreynolds She’ll be at Coachella with Tupac next year.

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4 years ago

@wampusreynolds Sounds like he’s read all of the science.

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4 years ago

@beckycarman I have no idea what’s going on, but I’m eager to see if this tweet ages well.

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4 years ago

@beaujennings Oscars post-apocalyptic In Memoriam tribute?

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4 years ago

Unrelated to current news, but who are Trump’s auditors now?

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4 years ago

@valhallabckgirl Did you pay money? Would you pay money? Should you pay money?

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4 years ago

@drozd_stephen I got a note from Audi of queens saying test drives are available now. I’ll look into this, I’m very curious.

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4 years ago

Greg Kinnear and Tom Hanks are the same person, born ten years apart.

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4 years ago

@sec_walters @GovStitt Thoughts, @OKSTATEFOP, @OKCFirefighters?

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4 years ago

@GWRHelp , did you cancel a train to Paddington with no notice? Or is the train >20 minutes late? Seems there’s no way to know. Thanks, from Kingham (13:03 is a ghost so far)!