Dirk Strider @timaeusEngineer
If there is on thing I have learned from my Bro it is to grin, and bare it. Whatever it is because it is way too easy to give up. |Non-Sburb au| Joined April 2013-
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@kryptkeeper_ -nonchalantly stare at the ceiling as he meanders in too.
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@kryptkeeper_ -you aren't keen on letting him in, but at least you can say what you need to freely here. >You flop onto your bed, and-
@kryptkeeper_ -That is what he wants, to upset you. >So instead, you head up the rest of the stairs and down the hall to your room-
@kryptkeeper_ >You stumble slightly as he has resorted to childish games. You ignore it, and try not to get aggravated because well.-
@kryptkeeper_ -talk upstairs would be better. Follow me. >Yes, upstairs were your Bro can't hear you cutting this moron down to size.
@kryptkeeper_ -purposely slamming into him as you walk pass. Sorry. >Meaningless pleasantries you meant to do that. If you want to/
@kryptkeeper_ -being in control is kind of your deal. Both of your feelings, and the situation. >Walk to the steps right past him-
@kryptkeeper_ -. Don't get it wrong you don't like him as much as he doesn't like you, but at least you have control on it. >Plus-
@kryptkeeper_ -even see yours. An action that will go unappreciated. >He is the living, breathing embodiment of asshole, and rage-
@kryptkeeper_ -a brow at his little freak out. >And manage to stare him in the eyes the entire time while doing so. Not that he can-
@kryptkeeper_ >You decide to make it your goal to keep up your emotionless façade for as long as humanly possible, and simply quirk-
[I'm laughing I love this AU because it isn't the usual kind of situation for them.]
@kryptkeeper_ -English. Now that you've halted my progress what do you want to do? Have a play date while my Bro and your grandmother-
@kryptkeeper_ -done. >You wipe some sweat from your forehead, set down your tool, and give a sigh before hoping up. Fine, you win-
@kryptkeeper_ -usually you keep on doing whatever it was you were doing because you have tunnel vision for whatever you are trying to get-
@kryptkeeper_ -fact about Dirk Strider. You DO have emotions, and you DO have the ability to sense when you are being an ass. >But,-
@kryptkeeper_ >A small grin makes it's way onto your face as he becomes more irked, but you quickly wipe it away. >Little known-
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