Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

I should probably update my shit, but then I'd only be fooling myself into believing that you expect anything here of value. Hi, I'm Dirk. Joined May 2011

Tweets

3K
Followers

808
Following

229
Likes

76

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

4 months ago

Hello peach person! You're probably checking my profile to see who I am. I heard you had great meta posts. May I peek?

0 0 0 15 0

StarkLike @StarkLike34

4 months ago

So Viktor could have looked something like this? In a universe where he actually has that hairstyle, Jayce doesn't stand a chance. One tiny smile and he is already on his knees 😅

29 836 7K 72K 858

Download Image

homiephobic @bobbyshitfuck

6 years ago

You mean they're different?

0 0 0 0 0

Patsy May @TotallyPatsyMay

6 years ago

That bitch Carole Baskin... #tigerking #carolebaskin #heyallyoucoolcatsandkittens #netflix #patsymay #kitty #tiger #bgt #joeexotic

0 7 33 0 1

Download Video

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

It's a date of significance for many, but none who still keep in contact, except Dave. If the burden gets too heavy, think of Olive Garden and the good times you've had together.

0 0 1 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Jesus fuck, the abs on that Xavier guy, though.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Sorry, I'm here. I've just been observing lately. Anyone's free to strike up a conversation any time.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

If I were to ever change my icon, would anyone forget it was me? Would I cease to exist? No, unfortunately for you.

0 0 1 0 0

what's up gamers it's your boy ectoBiologist back again with another minecraft let's play. but before we get into it make sure to subscribe and turn on notifications and smash that mother fucking like button or else i swear i will come to your house and i will fuck your shit up i

1 9 17 0 2

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Sure, I'll be in your harem.

1 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Oh? Free nudes on my timeline?

1 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Hard to focus right now.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Imagine if everything were that simple.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Please look at these precious fucking guys, just frolicking with abandon. I've never seen anything so damn perfect in my life.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

I slept, after all. Unfortunate.

0 0 0 0 0

Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify

6 years ago

Did that other me say epidemy. Like, fuck, I knew I was quick on my feet, but rarely have I been so vain as to call it epidemic. But why stop there? I'm acutely aware I am the pandemy of speed. Shit's globally influential.