Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

Purveyor of all things ironic. Tweet on the hourly when I escape the grasp of these miserable lesbians. (The male pronouns.) (Ran by @atom1ctarantula) curiouscat.me/timaeusdirkify Replies manual. Joined January 2021

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Somebody tell Terezi to stop asking me if I watch hentai.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

You're not a catboy, you're a hope player. You're a page. Go eat some grass, dick.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Just a heads up; if I ever act dumb, I'm joking. I'm 100% smart and know literally everything.

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3 years ago

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Pee was never stored in the balls, I don't know what to tell you.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

I don't care for this timeline nonsense. Leave the temporal fuckery to the worse Strider.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Why the fuck did they name it “borderline”? Isn’t nothing about this shit 'bordering' anything? That’s just mean at this point. My emotions are like the little ball on a paddle ball being held by an obnoxious kid trying to see how fast he can make it bounce. His name is Clyde.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Jesus walks? More like money talks.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

Lesbians are literally the meanest breed on this planet, I can't believe I want to disappear over this.

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Ultimate Dirk @timaeusdirkify

3 years ago

I'm literally sobbing. Every time I see the Gamzee vs Komaeda video, I die a little bit inside, but in the best way possible. Thank you so much for this curse and blessing; every time I show this video to others they act as if I killed God, but no, it was you guys who killed God.