Tim Hortons Corporate Management: Toronto (parody) @timhortons_hq
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Did you know a single team of six migrant-worker NPCs can mill around the cash register and drive-thru window aimlessly and accomplish nearly the same amount as TWO actually-trained Canadian employees? And it saves money, since their wages are paid by federal grant instead of us
You bitch.
If 2024 were a cookie....
@PalestineNW Next week, Tim Hortons cookies will all have upside-down smiles to signal our solidarity with victims of genocide.
Until the end of the month, all Tim Hortons "SMILE" cookies sold in #Ottawa will have a small modification, in homage to the war heroes applauded by YOUR elected representatives.
Until the end of the month, all Tim Hortons "SMILE" cookies sold in #Ottawa will have a small modification, in homage to the war heroes applauded by YOUR elected representatives. https://t.co/Ucp6JaJ0u3
Did you know that by greeting our employees or wishing them a good week-end, you actually slow down everybody's service including your own? Be kind. Do not smile, address or wish a good day to our employees. Help them improve customer service times. We're all in this together.
Your pizza is ready in 30 minutes or it's free.
What do you see?
They're Tibetans threatening to protest Tim Hortons. If Tibetan protests had even minimal efficacy, obviously Tibet would be free by now. Nobody cares about Tibetan opinions - Slava CCP. Get Rekt.
They're Tibetans threatening to protest Tim Hortons. If Tibetan protests had even minimal efficacy, obviously Tibet would be free by now. Nobody cares about Tibetan opinions - Slava CCP. Get Rekt.
We don't want to give away the secret, but refusing to buy our latest donut is basically the same as killing people's Grandma. Don't be selfish, eat the donut.
Tim Hortons stands behind its values 100%. We continue to serve woman drivers at our drive-thru.
#Scarborough #Ontario MPP Vijay Thanigasalam is probably the greatest choice for Minister of Local Business, after his #SmallBusinessWeek meeting was scheduled in a local Mom & Pop coffee and donut shop... ...so he showed up bringing Tim Hortons!
At Tim Hortons, even black Canadians are welcome.
To celebrate the 250th birthday of George Washington Carver, we've opened a new "Blacks Only" Tim Hortons in #Lévis, #Quebec. He invented the idea of peanut butter, you know. And he was black. And so are we.
@highsieze6 Tim Hortons is grateful we no longer live in the dark ages, before the new better world in which we now live.
DEATH COMES TO US ALL EVENTUALLY.
If you recognise this Tim Hortons relic, it's probably a good time to get things right with your Creator; further consider estate planning and check Kijiji for cemetery plots.
If you recognise this Tim Hortons relic, it's probably a good time to get things right with your Creator; further consider estate planning and check Kijiji for cemetery plots. https://t.co/JIXGVnBmDv
@highsieze6 @itizrecycled @TheWayWeWere2 @purplepam1952 @thisiscanadiana @NostalgiaFolder @il0venostalgia @HistoricaCanada @HistoryTVCanada @CanadasHistory It's eerie how happy people were before globalism and social media.
Police have issued 119 tickets to Tim Hortons patrons discovered to be using the Drive-Thru without proof of a Booster Jab in the past 4 months. Please do not endanger the remaining grandmothers of Canada, be sure to get a booster every 4 months and be ready to provide proof.
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I hear often from Ottawa residents and business owners that they want more direct flights to international destinations, including London. Today #TeamOttawa met with airline industry executives to support the Ottawa Airport’s efforts to attract more flights. It’s a long-term…
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For my American friends, this is a little bit like the Seth Rich story, except they were pharma billionaires 😳
Theoretical question, if...uhh, Straw-Barry and Honey-Cruller (pictured here) were murdered and there was a 25 MILLION DOLLAR reward and you knew something, you'd say something, right? Unless you were super-wealthy already, I guess.
@sens_fan_1986 @timhortons_hq Also you @'d a parody account you foolish fool
@timhortons_hq @makemoneysound @bob4barrie Ya’ll make food that inedible to maggots
Me when the goth chick at Tim hortons draws a smiley face on my hot chocolate
I legit just experienced one of the top 5 coolest moments of my life. No hyperbole. I’m on cloud 98. Footage soon. I can’t believe this.
Wrote a compliant to the @BBC
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