Timothy @timoteee

This is my masterclass. Santa Clara, California Joined June 2013

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Timothy @timoteee

12 months ago

Having burrata and salami at 2am is a vibe.

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a year ago

If I did, resuscitate me with McCoke and not a defibrillator.

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a year ago

My guilty pleasure is a grocery tub of macaroni salad.

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2 years ago

The goal is to have ozempic allegations.

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2 years ago

I just drove to the gym and then drove right back.

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2 years ago

Change is for the better FASHO.

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2 years ago

Love it when you dig into a rotisserie chicken and now your entire hands smell like one...

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2 years ago

My kryptonite is a chopped wedge salad and a Diet Coke.

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3 years ago

I miss Popeyes.

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3 years ago

You’re ever only one decision from an entirely different life, as I order another mcchicken.

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3 years ago

My American Dream is being on cruises for the rest of my life.

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3 years ago

My exclusive country club is called Costco.

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3 years ago

Should I get a 9-5 job or ozempic?

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3 years ago

My 2024 goal was to have a thigh gap but the minimum order of wings here is 18…

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3 years ago

I just want to live in an area where I can have a Costco hot dog every day.

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3 years ago

Somehow tried flying back to the Bay Area but my luggage ended up in Las Vegas, guess my tshirts tryna double down…

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3 years ago

People are running actual marathons today while I'm just having a food marathon instead...

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3 years ago

Sundays need to be longer...

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3 years ago

My favorite pastime is buying a salad at the grocery store only to throw it all away one week later…

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There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

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