the owl house script @tohscript

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

King: I hate gay people.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Weh? Maybe not, but I care about these kids, and nothing can change that.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

You're not a teacher.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Alright. Read chapters three to five on the right way to scratch yourself in public. Spoiler alert: There's no wrong way! Days like these make being a teacher all worth it.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

The coven denies knowing about the basilisk, but that won't stop me from writing a very stern letter.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

I shoulda guessed.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

You know, only one other student wanted to study every track. [Bump summons Lord Calamity's picture] Unfortunately, she was never given the opportunity. [With a wipe of his hand, the graffiti on the picture disappears, revealing a young Eda.]

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

[Luz gets a full magical-girl transformation sequence as her uniform takes several colors to reflect the different tracks.] What's going on? What is this? Whoa-ho! This is so cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna study everything!

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Oh, I still can't choose. Maybe it's crazy but I wish I could study a little bit of everything.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Then so be it. [Bump changes their uniforms to reflect their new tracks] But if any of you cause more property damage, I'm feeding you to the choosy hat. [to Luz] And you?

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

[Barcus barks]

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Plants and Abomination!

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Healing and Beast Keeping!

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Alright, I'm smart enough to know when I've made a mistake. Which tracks would you like to be in?

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Do the right thing, ya dingus.

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

B-but--

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the owl house script @tohscript

4 years ago

Okay, you need coven money. But if you have to hurt your students to get it, what's the point? They saved Hexside. They should be allowed to study what they wish.