Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

USA Today bestselling #crimefiction and #thriller author. Tweets are mostly about sports, writing, pop culture, or Magic (esp. cube) in an ever-changing order. tomfowlerwrites.com Maryland Joined August 2009

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

2 hours ago

I hate the Yankees and don’t care about the Jays, but this is a fucking great shirt.

Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22

6 hours ago

I hate the Yankees and don’t care about the Jays, but this is a fucking great shirt.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

2 weeks ago

This is a stunning indictment of the rest of the team, especially the Charmin soft defense. If you told me those were Lamar’s numbers after 3 games, I’d presume the team was 3-0.

Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer

2 weeks ago

This is a stunning indictment of the rest of the team, especially the Charmin soft defense. If you told me those were Lamar’s numbers after 3 games, I’d presume the team was 3-0.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

3 weeks ago

Gutless. Should’ve gone for it.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

3 weeks ago

I feel like I’m ready for one and not the other, and at this point, I don’t know which is which. 🙃🤷‍♂️

gabsmashh @gabsmashh

3 weeks ago

I feel like I’m ready for one and not the other, and at this point, I don’t know which is which. 🙃🤷‍♂️

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

4 weeks ago

As soon as Henry lost the fumble, I knew the Ravens were losing. I’ve seen this movie before. Atrocious clock management. Super questionable play-calling. And then a killer turnover. Sixteen more to go, but this one will matter in January. Fucking hell.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

3 months ago

I can’t comprehend the number of Orioles fans we go are dead set against trading a 60-inning reliever in a lost season for the team. You don’t just show Felix the door, but it’s malpractice not to trade him for a really good return (if you can get one). The Proven Closer isn’t…

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

5 months ago

Coffee hot take: I have yet to find a dark roast I enjoy consistently more than Folgers Black Silk. None of the fancy or “premium” coffees are any better, and almost all are worse.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

5 months ago

Rob Manfred’s decision is an embarrassment and dereliction of duty. If his bosses cared about anything more than their own bank accounts, they might do something. The no-gambling rule goes right to the game’s integrity. Fuck Pete Rose… today, every day, and forever.

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

5 months ago

Duncan MacLeod for the next pope!

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

6 months ago

Damn, the Ravens could only manage a safety against the Bengals? Fire Harba— … wait, this 24-2 debacle was a baseball score, you say? Oh. Oh dear. #Orioles

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

8 months ago

There are a lot of variables in indie publishing. #indieauthors #selfpublishing Only a Sith Believes in Absolutes open.substack.com/pub/indiepub/p…

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

9 months ago

#indieauthors, here's more about how I write my books. Hope you find something useful. The Process Part 2: Basic Plot, Blurb, and Outline open.substack.com/pub/indiepub/p…

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

9 months ago

I wrote about ISBNs, maybe the biggest minefield for #indieauthors : open.substack.com/chat/posts/644…

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

9 months ago

Me hearing the news Deshaun Watson suffered a setback and may not play this upcoming season:

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9 months ago

A fresh post on my new writer-ly Substack: The Process, Part 1: Concept and Title open.substack.com/pub/indiepub/p…

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alex katson 🇯🇵 @alexkatson

10 months ago

the fine people over at @SBNation asked me to come back(!!!) and write about Baltimore's Justin Tucker problem. so I called a special teams coach who's been friends with John Harbaugh for 20 years, learned why Tucker follows through like this (⬇️), and how the Ravens can fix it:

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Tom Fowler Writes @tomfowlerwrites

11 months ago

Tim Hill looks like he’s hell on earth for left-handed batters. He also looks like a middle-aged guy who’s been at the poker table three whiskeys too long.

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David Simon @AoDespair

12 months ago

Their conscience isn't worth a thimble of warm spit. By performatively servicing themselves and salving their own inflated sense of purity, they may well consign the rest of society -- especially some of its most vulnerable and abused cohorts -- to greater pain and cost. That's…