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2 days ago

LinkedIn loves to say “you may know these 20,000 people who have gone to your university at any point in the last 50 years”

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6 days ago

My dog groomer started sending out promotional texts. They text me almost every day. Dude, I take my dog to get groomed like once every three months. I don’t really need hear from you guys that often

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6 days ago

I love when I overhear a Hot Sauce Guy listing sauces to someone. “Habanero, oh yeah and ghost pepper” Master at work

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a week ago

If you get your self worth from other peoples’ phone behaviors you need to take a step back

sgb @sadgirlyboss

a week ago

If you get your self worth from other peoples’ phone behaviors you need to take a step back

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2 weeks ago

To be clear, is their argument basically that a dog ate their homework

Maine @TheMaineWonk

2 weeks ago

To be clear, is their argument basically that a dog ate their homework

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2 weeks ago

People in a relationship: “Let’s get ice cream :)” People on r/relationships: “My (23F) boyfriend (42M) and I have been dating for ten years. I found Garfield porn on his computer. Is this a dealbreaker?”

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2 weeks ago

Love that all my Venmo friends are imported from my Facebook ten years ago. Love to know that the guy from my math class in 2011 paid someone named Eddie $9 for pizza.

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2 weeks ago

“Dig deeper FBI”

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2 weeks ago

I go thrifting a lot and there’s 20 of these shirts on the rack every time I go. This is an extremely common shirt.

Pwns On X @PwnyRides

2 weeks ago

I go thrifting a lot and there’s 20 of these shirts on the rack every time I go. This is an extremely common shirt.

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2 weeks ago

That doesn’t even remotely look like the same guy.

Lucra @lucrafund

2 weeks ago

That doesn’t even remotely look like the same guy.

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2 weeks ago

I’ve never seen a dispensary that looks like it was designed by someone who smokes weed. Can I see a carpet just once

seth @gatorsafterdark

3 weeks ago

I’ve never seen a dispensary that looks like it was designed by someone who smokes weed. Can I see a carpet just once

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seth @gatorsafterdark

3 weeks ago

who decided all dispensaries need to feel like urgent care

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2 weeks ago

Remember when they said this was fake because there was no picture of the card and now they’re just not saying anything at all

Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope

3 weeks ago

Remember when they said this was fake because there was no picture of the card and now they’re just not saying anything at all

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2 weeks ago

Tbh a lot of this kinda stuff assumes that all men are players and can get laid if they want to. Some of us are losers who are scared of women

𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304

2 weeks ago

Tbh a lot of this kinda stuff assumes that all men are players and can get laid if they want to. Some of us are losers who are scared of women

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3 weeks ago

They’ve been saying this for 20 years

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

3 weeks ago

They’ve been saying this for 20 years

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3 weeks ago

Is this not the conservative version of woke virtue signaling

Pop Base @PopBase

3 weeks ago

Is this not the conservative version of woke virtue signaling

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3 weeks ago

Have I seen 9/11 before? Yeah once or twice

Defiant L’s @DefiantLs

3 weeks ago

Have I seen 9/11 before? Yeah once or twice

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3 weeks ago

Every single time someone wrongly snatches a baseball from a child, they become the most reviled person in America. It’s like one of the most clear “don’t do that” situations imaginable. And yet it continues to happen. Pretty often, actually.