Shit Tom says @tomsaying
A collection of things Tom has said throughout the day all taken completely out of context Joined March 2016-
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If you can't beat them, join them in a stupid way
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"So when he says something sexual about the dog it's okay, but when I do it it's wrong?!"
"You don't have to be insane to rub yourself with a little peanut butter"
"It's not like I'm gunna suck it, I'm just gunna talk about it"
"If you bend down and suck his dick I'll bend down and suck your dick"
"It's the military, were gay.. but we're not"
"It's socially awkward, but it's legal"
"Hey! Don't get off subject, we're talking about schlongs here"
"Oh, I'll shoot my load whenever i want"
"When we get the big one working, dildo."
"So? My mom touched my thigh and I didn't get a boner"
"I'm 15% gay." *10 minutes later* "......I'm 25% gay."
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