thomas 🐝omas @tomtomaugustine
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ok here's stephen baldwin threatening to fight nathan fielder at cpac 2010
Stephen Baldwin finally reveals why he ditched Hollywood: ‘I didn’t want to be Tom Cruise’ trib.al/LxomlEP
one of the best tweets imo
@conservativemn @NortonMpls @MinneapolisPD @CityMinneapolis What a fucking twisted view of Christianity you have. Remember when Jesus said to threaten your neighbor? Huh, me neither.
It took police over an hour from when they arrived to go inside Melissa Hortman’s home, even though they witnessed her husband Mark get shot. The article even quotes a law enforcement official who said officers should have gone into the house. This is just so fucking cowardly.
Breaking: Newly released records detail police response to Minnesota lawmaker attacks. They show how police knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside Melissa and Mark Hortman's home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her. startribune.com/newly-released…
I have developed a level of sangfroid about the insanity of the era, but this "whole civilization will die tonight" comment is utter madness on a level that's still shocking.
The chuds long for portland Oregon
Deep front porches - you’re supposed to sit outside in leisure and monitor the situation.
It wasn't a caricature, you morons. That was actually what he's like.
From @SohrabAhmari: “Trump…has now fully given way to his liberal caricature: venal, erratic, childish, a chaos agent…The scale of [his] failures...return[s us] to the character problem that first gave rise to the Never Trump movement” unherd.com/2026/03/trump-… via @unherd
Here’s Jake Lang doing a sieg heil and using the n word
Zohran Mamdani will call Jake Lang a white supremest But will not call the two Muslims, Amir Balat and Ibrahim Nick terrorist who threw literal bombs in NYC Tells you everything you need to know
Just want to say thank you to all of my Minneapolis neighbors who are putting in hours and hours of work observing ICE every week but are capable of shutting the fuck up about it
okay so a death squad
Two agents involved in the shooting deaths of US citizens in Minneapolis are reportedly part of highly militarized DHS units whose extreme tactics are generally reserved for war zones. wired.com/story/ice-cbp-…
I never realized that that’s Kristi Noem speaking on C-SPAN in the background
They really, really want people to stop saying that shit. Also the way he said Gestapo was a little too familiar with German pronunciation imo.
Greg Bovino is openly threatening free speech. He says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.” That’s intimidation.
Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk. Obtained by Drop Site News
Police officers aren’t legally required to actually help or protect you. But they’re also legally protected if *they* kill you, even by mistake.
BREAKING: Uvalde schools police officer Adrian Gonzales has been found not guilty on all 29 counts of child endangerment. abcnews.link/6XGM1pX
Yes. Minneapolis is filled with heroes.
@SimplyShae13 @isaiah_bb These people are towering moral giants we are lucky to share the world with.
In the car with the Minneapolis community patrols working to disrupt ICE operations minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/13/in-…
hennepin healthcare’s interim leader stepped down this morning while rumors are spreading that HCMC is complying with a DHS request to provide workers’ status and data in the next couple days mprnews.org/story/2026/01/…
SOURCES: HCMC is complying with DHS request for worker's I-9 status and other data. Some workers have been absent since Metro Surge started. Right now HCMC is in the process of providing that data to DHS.
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