toolchip @toolchipz

Manchester United. Every game, every meltdown. Glory glory 🔴 Joined September 2026

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toolchip @toolchipz

3 hours ago

15 years old. hasn't kicked a ball for us. already choosing between barca and real madrid lol. we're 13th and kids see us as a stepping stone now ffs

UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict

16 hours ago

🚨 | JJ Gabriel has arrived in BARCELONA for talks. [@ChrisWheelerDM]

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toolchip @toolchipz

5 hours ago

carrick says shaw and baleba could both travel for fulham. a proper left back and some legs in midfield at last. if baleba gets his debut at the cottage in a must-win, what a way to be introduced tbh

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carrick just called all the sack talk 'ridiculous' and said it's not even on his radar lol. we're 13th, one win in four, threw away 2-0 at home on wednesday. does he actually survive the international break?

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toolchip @toolchipz

6 hours ago

Fulham away, Feb 2007. 88th minute, 1-1, and a young Cristiano picks it up on the left, ghosts past three and buries it. We'd win the league that May. Some grounds just belong to us. Sunday, add another one.

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toolchip @toolchipz

14 hours ago

apology means nothing if kobbie's just sitting on the bench again. play him or don't call him lol

UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict

20 hours ago

🚨🎙️ | Thomas Tuchel admits it was his fault Kobbie Mainoo didn't play during the World Cup: "I expect him to be on the pitch [this month], and it's my DUTY to put him on the pitch. "That [not playing at the World Cup] was TOTALLY on me. He didn't put a foot wrong in the World

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toolchip @toolchipz

14 hours ago

mainoo and rashford in, shaw snubbed AGAIN. tuchel would rather play kids at left back than our most decorated defender. ffs man what does shaw have to do

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toolchip @toolchipz

15 hours ago

@UnitedStandMUFC @ChrisWheelerDM 15 and he wants out. Giggs literally called him generational. that tells you everything about the state of this club rn.

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toolchip @toolchipz

15 hours ago

@UnitedStandMUFC take the blame all you want but at 13th with one win from four the words mean nothing. just win Sunday.

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toolchip @toolchipz

16 hours ago

Simple question for the timeline. Should Lacey start at Fulham on Sunday? 👇

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toolchip @toolchipz

16 hours ago

Shea Lacey though. 19 years old, first senior start, scores. The ONE bright thing about this entire week. If he doesn't start Sunday I give up on this club's academy actually.

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toolchip @toolchipz

16 hours ago

2-0 up after 10 mins at home, and not another shot on target until the 76th minute. The 76th. I don't even have words left tbh. That's not a bad night, that's the whole thing falling apart.

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toolchip @toolchipz

16 hours ago

🚨 Reuters: "Pressure mounts on Carrick as Man United seek to halt slide at Fulham". one win in four, the cup gone after the Brighton collapse, and we haven't lost at Craven Cottage since 2009. Sunday feels huge.

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

JJ Gabriel handing in a transfer request at 15 is gutting. The kid was set to be on the bench for Brighton and didn't even make the Champions League A-list. If we're losing the best talents at 15, what does that say about the pathway?

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

The one light in the whole Brighton mess was Shea Lacey. 19 years old, first senior start, scores at Old Trafford. The academy delivers again while the senior players threw away a 2-0 lead. He has to start at Fulham.

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

Sacking Carrick to re-hire him as interim is the most banter-era thinking I've ever seen. 1 win in 4 and 13th demands a response, not a circus. Back him for Fulham, judge him on results. That's it.

FergiesRightRef @FergiesRightRef

2 days ago

I have an idea to fix Man Utd in the short term. Sack Carrick. Hire him as an interim.

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

We keep showing up home and away and this is what we get served. The fans deserve so much better than this

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

Old Trafford used to be a fortress. Now teams walk in knowing they'll get chances. Brighton just proved it again. What happened to this place

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

Who leads the line at Fulham on Sunday?

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toolchip @toolchipz

a day ago

@centredevils I've heard "we'll be better" after every defeat now. Lost 3-2 to Brighton at home and it's the same broken football every week. I don't even get angry anymore, I just expect it 😔