Funcletooth Longbeard @touchmytumor
Vodka poops and fruit loop farts. $JoshuaBristow Ridley Park, PA Joined May 2009-
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the way he slowly rose back up was true cinema LMFAOOOššš
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Someone put My Cousin Vinny dialogue over Skeletor and Evil-Lyn and its way too perfect
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Classic
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The General Lee jumped the fountain today in Somerset
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CES 2024 Just Released The Most Insane Tech We've Ever Seen Here Are The 20 Craziest New Technologies You Might Have Missed #1 - A Machine That Turns Air Into Water Affordably
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One of the āGlobal March to Gazaā organisers just got her passport confiscated and thrown on a busāafter her friends were beaten. Not by Israel. By Egypt. Turns out blindly following Greta into the Middle East isnāt just cringeāitās dangerous.
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Imagine being lost in the woods hearing this
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not all heroes wear capes
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Oh those are the words
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A sheriff fires back at a reporter in epic fashion. šš
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These Houthis gathered for instructions on an attack. Oops, there will be no attack by these Houthis!Ā They will never sink our ships again!
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The current state of Europe
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He won the argument without even saying a wordā¦ š„š„š„
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Even Chuck Norris has Chuck Norris jokes š
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Or maybe just throw the dagger. LEGO edition
I absolutely loved the passion for your husband and the Eagles team. You will be missed. Good luck with your next adventure
I absolutely loved the passion for your husband and the Eagles team. You will be missed. Good luck with your next adventure
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The strongest fishhook technique
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šØšŗšø Meanwhile in Detroit, US Holy crap - first Detroit flooded & then it froze ā¼ļø
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This is pretty good.
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The Eagles didnāt fall for the BS
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