Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

NB Department of Transparency. PARODY and COMMENTARY and SATIRE. Fake obviously. The only transparent element of GNB is its disdain for the citizenry. instagram.com/transparencynb New Brunswick Joined October 2023

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

12 months ago

Our shrewd business acumen over the previous six years has resulted in a massive surplus, achieved simply by removing access to frivolous services like healthcare, and our government is well prepared to explain to you why we'll continue to hoard your money while you suffer.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

12 months ago

When we say "community" we are referring to a class of people who benefit from our carceral solution to the systemic issues we've created and exacerbated. We remain dedicated to serving selected New Brunswickers by redefining the suffering our policies cause as unlawful.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

a year ago

While other party leaders are distracted by the work of making material change, we are diligently continuing our "Illusion of Improvement" by providing new promises and detailing exciting hypothetical futures which are contingent on NBers' subjugation. #IllusionOfImprovement

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

a year ago

The Moncton region's population has grown by 6% which sounds wonderful if you ignore the fact that 15% of existing New Brunswickers don't have a primary healthcare provider and only a third of those who do are able to get an appointment within 5 days.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

a year ago

Unsatisfied with paying a grifter out of the party coffers, we've also directed your taxes to him and allowed partisan attacks on official GNB channels. After all, wildly botched slander attempts are a critical function of a government which has no positive attributes to promote.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

Because we have no actual platform defining how we'll address the public's concerns, it is important to us that you pay adequate attention to our catch-all red herring. We campaign solely on opposition to other parties with misinformation on policy that actually benefits you.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

Government ineptitude is not the problem. Public dissatisfaction at government ineptitude is the problem. Those words hurt. So while expressing your justifiable feelings online, please remember to be kind to your betters. After all, we were elected to rule you, not represent you.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

We're working to create the appearance of healthcare progress by expanding access to already overburdened pharmacists and useless tele-care. These multiple additional points of ineffective administration will allow us to diversify our faults and further burden our detractors.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

As we enter the fifth year of the pandemic we congratulate our Public Health staff for their work manufacturing public ignorance, which in turn, serves wonderfully to justify their inaction.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

Your government is working tirelessly to break its word and its collective labour agreements by writing un-negotiated contract changes into law while simultaneously using the same laws to threaten exploited workers with retributive insecurity should they resort to work action.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

Indirect taxes like the federal carbon tax account for less than 3% of inflation but account for 100% of our misdirection. While you remain poor, we hope you remain poorly informed and join us in diverting attention away from our ineptitude and toward a strawman in Ottawa.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

It is important to acknowledge the burden of performing the work Public Health was created and exceptionally well paid to do. Since multiple successive alterations to definitions didn't make the work go away, it's time to simply and transparently abdicate all responsibility.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

To ensure our version of democracy works the way we want it to, it is imperative to disallow dissension. Any attempt to effectively represent individual constituencies threatens the insular and every increasing power of one, small man.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

While New Brunswickers face ever increasing risks of poverty, food scarcity, and homelessness, we are working diligently to utilize our over-extracted gains to address the fabricated crisis of government debt.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

Though studies continue to show that sex education is a key intervention to prevent childhood sexual abuse, intimate partner violence, and sexual violence, we are not convinced that level of safety is appropriate for our children.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

By engaging with New Brunswick education curricula in creative and extra-legal ways, we assure our future generations will not be burdened by the ability to think critically. The objectives are compliancy and deference. Our (the government's) future depends on it.

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Transparency NB (Commentary) @transparencyNB

2 years ago

By manufacturing an ideological crisis which triggers the innate fears and low comprehension of the most hateful demographic in the province, our government continues to successfully obfuscate and occlude the real crises which we have perpetuated, worsened, or outright created.