jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert
Our Lady of Le Plateau-Mont-Royal “both clever and totally perverse”; thought leader. idiot savant. music theory student. she/her, 22, priv: @xwrkatos69 baklava.neocities.org montreal Joined August 2015-
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got thrown out cos i peed in the display toilet
got thrown out cos i peed in the display toilet
@tranz_schubert Curb and Seinfeld, both observational comedy but Larry will always be funnier for making himself the villain and the misplaced urgency of his opinions, whereas Jerry delivers like he’s trying so hard to be the funniest guy in the room. Sad!
back on my monochrome fit grind. which pairing works better pls
in case anyone was wondering why i go to bed so early all the time, i’ve gone to bed after midnight two days in a row and i still wake up at 6:30. no alarm. no desire to be awake. completely exhausted. but i literally cannot sleep past 6:30.
the idgaf mentality has been so huge for the culture. my soul is in harmony with the universe
suddenly very unnerved and abashed that 1.1k people have looked inside my earhole ... this feels too intimate
suddenly very unnerved and abashed that 1.1k people have looked inside my earhole ... this feels too intimate
roomfie has so much more clout than me..... i feel humbled
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26 Followers 214 Following@tranz_schubert i vote #2 it has a bit more contrast
I need someone to put me in this contraption
@tranz_schubert Curb and Seinfeld, both observational comedy but Larry will always be funnier for making himself the villain and the misplaced urgency of his opinions, whereas Jerry delivers like he’s trying so hard to be the funniest guy in the room. Sad!
@amelikespink in the least transphobic way possible - we have to consider that we were in a group of almost entirely trans girls so yeah I'm not particularly tall in that context
whenever I feel dysphoric about being kinda tall for a girl I just think of when oomf learned how tall I am and her immediate reaction was "YOU ARE LITERALLY A MODEL OMG" and I've been riding that high ever since
@tranz_schubert hot cool girls who go to bed at 9 PM suffer the most
@tranz_schubert NO JÖRG NOT THE YELLOW SUNGLASSES WITH THE BROWN FIT NOOOOO 🚽
@tranz_schubert ..but the more i look at the left theres something so... i can't stop thinking about... flintstones. i kind of think you should do it.
@tranz_schubert @peanutcola having nice lips is all i have…….
@tranz_schubert The establishment invested in genocided and sicking a violent police force on it's own students is the danger to everyone's safety. Mcgill encampment stay strong 💪
Being 30+ and a bad kisser is crazy like omfg what have you been doing this whole time…… WAKE UP!!!!