🚩 fool acter 🚩 @treeeeevoor
aspiring employee with moobs Joined November 2023-
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If you comment on my tweets or ig posts for that matter and i don’t like or interact just know it’s to avoid appearing chalant, and if i do it’s because i calculated that it would boost my aura. Nothing personal in either case!
I love when my uber driver and I both shut the fuck up for a full ride
Update my mom cut up multiple of the avocados even though they wasnt ripe yet. Bruh. But tbf Why do the store put avocados out for sale that r not finna ripen in over two fucking weeks after u buy
Me when the 8 avocados in my parents’ fridge finally ripen
I’m an olfactory patchwork of all the farts i’ve ever encountered
First the rizzler and now this (far more endearing and clearly more intelligent) pseudo-rizzler Tony Cash on ig, thats it cherubim are so back
Monthly grass touch ✅ safe to return to my hovel
Absentmindedly liked too many pics of adorable creatures today and now my feed is in shambles
Shartleby the scrivener and the reason he doesn’t want to do anything is bc he just sharted
Just found out i’m not in my gf’s dream blunt rotation
Correctly guessed an Interpol song was on at pizza place (she only knows like 3 Interpol songs and this was not one of them)
Ate all my new snacks in one day
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