theresa harrington @treeharrington

figuring it out 🫠 velvettree.co Oswego, NY Joined March 2009

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

3 months ago

I wish there was a way for me to tell Spotify to never again suggest a certain artist to me like “Hey Spotty, you can just go right ahead and delete Morgan Wallen from our algorithm, k thanks!”

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

3 months ago

If I go viral, I’ll say I love Trump. It won’t happen, so I never have to say it.

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

3 months ago

Edit with “premium”?? “Boost” my post. Fuck you, Elon, you don’t need anymore money and my OCD isn’t THAT bad, bitch

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

3 months ago

Anyone who drives a vehicle that’s the same make/model/color of law enforcement vehicles should definitely sell that vehicle.

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

3 months ago

True euphoria is that feeling when you miss a Teams meeting, panic about it, then see the majestic “meeting cancelled” email ✨

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Was there ever a time where yellow lights didn’t exist? Like it just went from green to red and chaos ensued? #thingsigoogleinsteadofworking

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

At this point, just grind me up and shove me in a sausage casing cuz I am the wurst.

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Putting air in your tires in your late 30s should be considered a workout.

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Ok script idea: zombie apocalypse, but the zombies only go after the pure blood of anti-vaxxers

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

I used to make fun of my dad for talking to himself but now that I’m an old person and quite frequently talk to myself, I get it… like myself and I need to agree on Taco Bell for dinner.

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Watching @thelonelyisland videos with your bf on a Saturday afternoon is fun & all, but that was 5 days ago & every morning since, the first thing in my head is “it’s my dick in a BOX” or “I JUST HAD SEX” or “poseeiiiddoooon look at meEeE” like at this point idk if it’ll ever end

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Stopped at a red light, as it turns green and I start to pull away, a car near me makes a strange noise in the same key as the Alexa timer sound and for a hot sec I was like oh, my pizza’s done 🫣🫠

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theresa harrington @treeharrington

2 years ago

Is it just me, or should @budlight board the THC train? I’m no marketing genius but when the 2 words that make up your very famous brand are BUD and LIGHT, it sells itself amirite? 🌿💨