treeojea Christ @treeojea
I will not be overcome. I'm the Messiah Joined December 2019-
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The problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.
★★★★★ "Diabolically glorious" Bway World ★★★★★ "Funniest show we've seen in ages. @zoelyons pitch perfect" LLL ★★★★ "Very alternative Xmas message" LTR ★★★★ "Unholy seasonal treat" Jewish Renaissance ★★★★ "Heavenly & hilarious" QX Tix ActOfGodLondon.com
God rest ye merry congressmen, Let nothing you dismay. Remember Trump’s behavior On this Impeachment Day. And save us all from Cheeto’s power That led the world astray. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud, Blackmail and fraud. Oh findings of blackmail and fraud.
Overwhelming evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming evidence.
I (in the form of My secretary) wrote this song for My Chosen People at this special time of year. Try not to melt. youtube.com/watch?v=X5YNNk…
Azaadi. Brahma told me to tell you that.
I’ll stay out of politics when politics stays out of Me.
Here’s wishing the President a cold, lonely, miserable, desperate, self-loathing, scandal-ridden, dementia-fueled, sclerotic, septic, syphilitic, leprous Christmas.
Jesus wants to write an editorial condemning Trump, but he’s afraid he’ll lose the support of evangelicals.
I’m sorry, Australia. You don’t deserve this. Your PM maybe, but not you.
Say what you like about the President, but you have to admit: he's a fucking piece of shit.
Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
From now on only bad things happen.
Iran, you've been a cradle of civilization for over 10,000 years. You are truly too old for this shit. #IranProtests
The government took the plane down "by accident". Maybe the people should take the government down on purpose. #IranPlaneCrash #iranprotest
Iran, the people of the world stand with you! Actually, no. Most of them don't care about you or even know you exist. But I stand with you! Actually, no. I'm imaginary. But YOU stand with you. And that's all you need. #IranProtests2020 #IranProtests
Hey Basij, I'll make you a deal: if you let the students you're terrorizing and threatening to kill at Amir Kabir University go, I promise to restore your penises to normal size. #SaveAmirKabirStudents
I created you as mosquito food.
ANNOUNCEMENT As of today My son: • Is stepping away from heavenly duties • Will no longer be referred to as “Son of God” • Will no longer receive funds from Christianity • Will repay indigenous people for the cost of missionary work • Will spend most of his time in Canada
"Something dumb like that" is the winner
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