Derek “Dirk” Daskal @tripledddask
Berkshire Ball ‘09 | Faber ‘14 | IQ: 143 | Maui Jim Enthusiast | Anti-Terrorist | Mid Paint Precense | Stonebrook (PE) M&A #HotToddy Rocky Top Joined October 2024-
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What dumbass would bet Skubal to go under strikeouts in a playoff game (Me)
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Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
It’s a bad day, it’s a sad day
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
going non-verbal getting jacked and not feeling the touch of a woman for 8 years as a joke
My interest has been peaked
“How ass is Marvin Harrison Jr.”
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
0 doubt in my mind I’ll be completely naked in my living room anticipating the first “hey Ovi, it’s ace” on October 8 only on TNT.
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
👀 never any doubt. My baby always comes to play.
👀 never any doubt. My baby always comes to play.
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
Betting NFL today
🚨Thirsty Thursday Power Rankings🚨 Back by demand are Dirks rankings. I know it’s not Thursday, I apologize I was tending to my diabetic goldfish that lives in a box all week. Alexis Bushfield debuts at 4th on the second edition while Alexa Tiziani holds her spot at the top.
I’d pay a good sum of money to have Sadie Mckenna do this to me
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
If this gets 1 like I’ll shit in the Barney’s porta potty urinal
I’ll keep it short and sweet @tony_dawgs, 🪵 🪵
Derek “Dirk” Daskal retweeted
If only the 2 I’m bringing home from the bar could give me head like this
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