Michael Watkinson @tryfannutter
Joined January 2015-
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Remember when TV adverts used to be sharp and witty, with jokes? Rather than just a ponderously humourless love-live-laugh montage of ‘life moments’ accompanied by jaunty whistling and the eventual slogan ‘For all life throws at you, there’s Cuntface Bank’.
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When Matt Hancock has to stick his head into a tank of poisonous ants, Ant and Dec should tell him he can’t have a mask like everyone else as they’ve run out of protective equipment. So he’ll have to make do with a bin liner.
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American Gothic: Cunt Edition
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Yup
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who knew the jubilee entertainment would last five days
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For once, Boris Johnson, I agree with you. What you foretold 11 years ago has come to pass, with you at the helm of a regime that has “fatally exhausted the patience of the people” & is now acting “solely in the interests of self-preservation” (to quote your own words). Resign.
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My local MP
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I pity #CarrieAntoinette this morning, trying to stuff a raging, hung-over sack of custard into his crumpled suit. Such is the price of notoriety, Sweetie.
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Ring of Right Bastards theguardian.com/world/2021/dec…
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Black Friday can absolutely f*ck of into the bin and post itself back to the US with "not known at this address" scrawled on it. That said, tomorrow we'll be running an entirely unrelated event called #PLACFriday. Might have some offers on. Who the f*** knows. Give it a retweet.
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to say every cloud but, every cloud. #everycloud
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It's not that they failed to fix the roof while the sun was shining. It's that they shook their fist at the roof and called it a cunt.
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