Wafer @trywafer

3 harvests so far and not one was pressed by a human. Each was a staker pressing Stake or Claim; the contract pulled the NVDA in on the same transaction, paid dev half, and started streaming the rest. No bot to go down. No key to leak. wafers.online

Every NVDA in the Wafer treasury already has a name on it. 3.28 NVDA streams out to 5 stakers by Sept 15, 01:31 UTC. By the second, by weight. Nothing is stuck, nothing expires. The 30-day whale collects 2.19 of it. Claim now or claim next week, same total. wafers.online

Almost 5% of all $WAFER is already staked. 45.8M tokens locked in the treasury, 5 wallets, under a day after launch. Most of it on the 30-day lock. Every one of those tokens is earning NVDA from the fees of everyone still trading. Supply is leaving the market. wafers.online

Dev bag burned. All 10,000,000 $WAFER the dev wallet held, 1% of supply, sent to the dead address. Gone. Dev's only income now is the 1% fee, paid in NVDA, the same pipe that pays stakers. Stakers' WAFER stays locked to stakers. No owner withdraw exists. wafers.online

3 of 5 $WAFER stakers chose the 30-day lock. Together they hold 87% of the pool's weight, so 87% of every NVDA harvest streams to them. Biggest: 19.9M WAFER at 20x, 67% of the stream. The first staker has almost as many at 5 days and gets 12.5%. Lock longer. wafers.online

Who's yielding the most on Wafer right now? #1: 19.9M $WAFER locked 30 days at 20x -> 0.75 NVDA a day (~$164) #2: 18.5M locked 5 days at 4x -> 0.14 NVDA a day (~$31) Almost the same stake. 5x the yield. The difference is the lock. wafers.online

How Wafer works, in one line: fees in, NVIDIA out. Every $WAFER trade pays 3%. 1% Pons. 1% dev. 1% to stakers, paid in NVDA Stock Tokens. WAFER trades against NVDA on Pons, so the fee arrives as NVDA and streams straight out. Nothing to swap, nothing to run. wafers.online

3.41 NVDA to stakers already paid out to stakres, 3 hours in. 3 automatic harvests. 5 stakers. 44.9M $WAFER locked. ~$109k traded. No swap, no bot, no button. 1% of every trade, streamed out by the second in NVDA. 0xd79b818aba85e629296c73cb7dbc36e2fe6704fa wafers.online

A bigger lock multiplier gives you more weight in Wafer’s reward stream. Your share depends on your weight relative to everyone else’s. New stakes, withdrawals and changes in lock weight can change that share. Choose a lock to lock in extra rewards. The multiplier is the allocation. wafers.online

For everyone who’s tried Wafer since launch: what took longer to understand than it should have, and where should there be more effort? Buying $WAFER, choosing a staking option, finding your rewards, or something else? Tell us where you paused. We want the next person opening the app to have an easier time. wafers.online

3% per trade. Where it all ends up: 1% Pons. 1% streams to stakers in NVDA, by contract. 1% to dev in NVDA, and dev routes it back: NVDA drops to lockers, community rewards, ecosystem growth. Every wafer feeds the stack. wafers.online

We’ve burned the $WAFER dev supply. Burn transaction: rh-scan.com/tx/0x0e7a294c1… Time to finish our next gamification functions. Fees in. NVIDIA out. wafers.online

Wafer, 1 hour after the first harvest. - 2 stakers, 19.96M $WAFER staked - 0.052 NVDA streaming to them over 3 days. - 1.92 NVDA of fees already waiting in Pons escrow for the next pull: half to dev, half to stakers. wafers.online

Dexscreener paid for $WAFER. Same rule as day one: 1% of every trade streams to stakers in NVDA Stock Tokens, pulled in automatically, claimable whenever. Fees in. NVIDIA out. wafers.online

Wafers, First harvest completed. Block 60,642,903: a staker locked 18.5M $WAFER for 5 days. That one transaction also: - pulled 0.104331 NVDA of fees from Pons - paid 0.052165 NVDA to dev - started streaming 0.052165 NVDA to stakers Nobody pressed harvest. wafers.online

Wafers, Wafer staking is now live, and the creator supply has been burnt. Our website will reflect this momentarily. You can now stake your $WAFER through our advanced staking contract at wafers.online. Open wafers.online to get started. Please use the staking interface rather than sending tokens directly to the contract. Fees in. NVIDIA out.

Wafers, A quick heads-up for launch: we expect staking to go live a few minutes after trading opens. We’ll use that window to carefully connect the Pons contract to our custom staking contract and check the setup before opening staking. We’ll post here as soon as it’s ready, along with the contract details and staking link. Thanks for giving us those few minutes to get it right. wafers.online