john @turboCodr

Working in the intersection of Data Science & InfoSec / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat find me @turbo.bsky.social iamjohn.me Seattle Joined January 2009

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john @turboCodr

10 months ago

I'm pretty much not on here anymore. If you are over at the blue place, come find me @ turbo

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11 months ago

Welp, my company just laid off the entire US pentesting team. If anyone has any leads on good remote web app pentesting roles, do let me know.

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john @turboCodr

11 months ago

X-Gen edition: oh, you’re a gamer? Name a DOS game.

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11 months ago

X-Gen edition: oh, you’re a gamer? Name a DOS game.

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This is the most insane thing I’ve ever done. One of my dnd players challenged me to make a puzzle that would take more than a session to solve so I made a fake alphabet and transcribed an entire letter to his character into it. That’s it. No decoder, no anything.

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john @turboCodr

11 months ago

What an absolutely stunningly uplifting movie

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11 months ago

The down side of getting into bonsai is that you can't just walk into a plant nursery without inspecting every tree's base and branch structure looking for something interesting. Spent an hour there, found 5 I liked and it was hard to only get 1. This could get addictive

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john @turboCodr

11 months ago

This has been an absolute shit week so I thought some yoga would be a nice way relax. I spent most of the time fighting video layout issues on my phone and a constant stream of notifications even though Do Not Disturb was on. In the end I was more stressed than when I started

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Jane Manchun Wong @wongmjane

11 months ago

Still trying to process this but my role at Meta has been impacted. Thank you to everyone for my wild journey at Meta If anyone is interested in working together on software/security, please reach out via my email / LinkedIn noted on my website 🫡

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john @turboCodr

11 months ago

That feeling when you get a SMS phish with an strong indicator that leads to broader infrastructure...yay! Lets go hunting!

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11 months ago

The B-52 guy was like “yea!”, but internally going “fuck”

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11 months ago

The B-52 guy was like “yea!”, but internally going “fuck”

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john @turboCodr

11 months ago

Funny thing about bonsai is sometimes it’s all about perspective. I’ve been working on a wind swept look and it hasn’t felt right. Then today I realized what I thought was the front (pic1) was really the back (pic2). Just turned it around and boom, there it is

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11 months ago

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11 months ago

After a couple tries I finally found the shape of the tree. It felt like something that grew on an ocean cliff with winter storms always blowing in from the ocean

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11 months ago

After a couple tries I finally found the shape of the tree. It felt like something that grew on an ocean cliff with winter storms always blowing in from the ocean https://t.co/bY8pzoLr0j

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11 months ago

What if this whole northern lights thing is really just a big Apple/Google conspiracy? Like, what if 5 years ago some PM at Apple reached out to a PM at Google and said, “dude, you know what would be fucking hilarious?” and now they are just laughing their ass off

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11 months ago

The Procrastination is strong with this one

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11 months ago

About to try wiring my first branch, wish me luck. Hopefully I won’t do any major damage 😬

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11 months ago

No matter your title or responsibilities, you're never too important to not get pulled into a Facetime call with a parent to help troubleshoot printer problems, “see where your cursor is? Good, move it 1 inch higher. Right, now click that. No, that's Facebook…”