another_engineer @turlmeh

all thoughts are my own even the good ones Joined October 2014

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another_engineer @turlmeh

4 years ago

Fighting the masculine urge to explain the Monty Hall problem

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Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito

4 years ago

Trollfoot IBICCA 21

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4 years ago

8 min and not one person told this man he was leakin his hotmail pass

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4 years ago

Everything I use my Alexa for could be done with a clapper light switch and a doorbell

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5 years ago

Blowjob nickname rankings “Head” - 1/10 “Sloppy toppy” - 3/10 “Blowey Joey” - 5/10 “Mouth hug” - 7/10 “Erection correction” - 9/10 “Oral support” - 10/10

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5 years ago

Finally... tonight it will all make sense.

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6 years ago

Finally... tonight it will all make sense.

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5 years ago

Who moved the lines in the Uk flag off-center like this and why did no one tell me about it

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5 years ago

@Nancyncly

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5 years ago

“So how’s virtual education going?”

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6 years ago

I hate when my credit card n address don’t auto-fill in as if papa john doesn’t already know my social, mother’s maiden name and first childhood pet

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7 years ago

Everyone going to study challenges and I'm study challenged

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