Smiling Turtle @turtlesmiling
I'm a turtle and I can smile. Soon to be Turtletopia Joined February 2013-
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The dog peed on my turtle house so I will pee in his bed as soon as I get to it
Pretty girls should smiiiiiile shame you arnt one of them
- Youre ugly! -stop talking to yourself, only crazy people do that!
Baaaaacon the reason why im a carnivorous turtle
-Im so much higher than you. -dont you mean taller? -no.
I put teenage mutant ninja turtles to SHAME!
-I wanna bom bam bang with your body oh- you want to do what with my body?
So very very very very very very very ugly is a good way to describe you're face
*Girl with nice body and head down looking at something* hey beautiful whats you're na- *girl looks up* OH FUCK! DOWN DOWN!!
So tiiiiiiiiired but dont wanna sleeeeep
OH MY ANOTHER FOLLOWER!! IT'S ABOUT TIME.
Say fuck you camera if i come out with my eyes closed cheeeeeeese
-dad how r babies born?-Well son it all starts with journy of a small soldier, he has to travel a tunel and go into the neighbouring land...
I think I just fucked up everything
You're brain is slower than my walking
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