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twilightzone @tw_15246922399

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twilightzone @tw_15246922399

13 years ago

After building my time machine from Americium 241, foam plate and a 80's walkman. I went back in time. I learned cavemen are dicks.

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twilightzone @tw_15246922399

16 years ago

Destroying the earth is more difficult than first planned. The toothless woman at the fireworks stand jipped me with those infernal M80s.

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