TwoSoccer @twosoccerca
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OneSoccer is a quality product. #OrthodoxAprilFoolsDay
Fans, the Supper Bowl pre-game show starts at One Third past the hour. Today we find out which bowl, dish or crockery is champion! And the rumours are true… Tirana’s fastest suit-maker is in the house! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone tailor swift! #tailorswift
On a related note, @twosoccerca has no further comment on our former official cold meat supplier, Berat Beef and Piano Movers, and their failure to fulfill their side of our joint ham-related ventures. This matter is currently before the Albanian Supreme Court and Petting Zoo.
On a related note, @twosoccerca has no further comment on our former official cold meat supplier, Berat Beef and Piano Movers, and their failure to fulfill their side of our joint ham-related ventures. This matter is currently before the Albanian Supreme Court and Petting Zoo.
TwoSoccer We never intended to grow any game and we have it in writing. Booyaa.
Grand Wizard and the Furious Four
Grand Wizard and the Furious Four
Tune into @twosoccerca right after to catch #TFCLive in their preseason friendly against hilarious Dutch skills team The Haarlem Globetrötters!
Tune into @twosoccerca right after to catch #TFCLive in their preseason friendly against hilarious Dutch skills team The Haarlem Globetrötters!
Making things worse around the CJ Sapong/#TFCLive story, footage of his “less than professional” training methods while with The Reds has been leaked: #LetMeSeeSapong #SapongPoPongPongPong
Apologies to our subscribers who experienced transmission outages today due to the “Y24” computer bug. That’s the glitch when you type “OneSoccer” into a search engine and the only result is “why?” #OhBurnOhBaby
Wishing you a safe and odour-free Albanian New Year’s Eve tonight. On January 2 we ring in Albanian New Year aka “The Year of the Musk Ox”, as decreed by the Archbishop of Durrës. May your bunker be free of badgers and your lottery scratch cards generous in the year ahead.
He died for our sins.
Live coverage of the Tirana Boxing Day Parade is up next in @twosoccerca Look out for the giant inflatable float depicting Evander Holyfield’s chewy ear! 🥊
Inverting the Pyramids.
Gëzuar Krishtlindjet to those of you who observe. May the Great Chestnut forever roll away from your door and bring you the joys of the Screaming Oxen. May your enemies feel the hot poker of vengeance in their weak, boney chests. OneSoccer gets drunk on Diet Egg Nog. 🎄🐂
Fun holiday fact: Keith Richards’ best friend in school was the young Ghost of Christmas Past.
Fun holiday fact: Keith Richards’ best friend in school was the young Ghost of Christmas Past.
You’re up soon, Terry Dunfield.
We don’t care much for their football takes, but their insight into Central European novelty soda is beyond compare.
We don’t care much for their football takes, but their insight into Central European novelty soda is beyond compare.
“OH ROSEMARY’S BABY!”
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2K Followers 999 Following Vocal Minority podcast's grumpy Englishman. Supported a lot of really crappy teams, then they somehow started winning. he’s not sure how to handle that. He/Him@twosoccerca Two soccer and their Albanian overlords have never cut funding or failed to fulfill their promises. You know what you’re going to get, and by god you’re still getting it.
@twosoccerca And really, that’s what counts here. Giving the people what they don’t even know they need.
@twosoccerca @kitnerdmark @NightCrashNoir I do love the man in the canoe!
Erm @onesoccer? Games not over guys. You’d never have this happen on @twosoccerca
@twosoccerca Andi thought it was the second coming off Iggy Pop.
Sandro Tonali really struggling with the pace and power of the Premier League! 😂
@TwoSoccerca @TwoSoccer Tell me more about this Battle Royale
@twosoccerca @Corey__Brady It’s got Adult Sippy Cups, Carve your own Porcetta, and Bitchy Pepperoni. Bitchy Pepperoni, what’s that? It’s when Tony Pepperoni gets attacked by Bitchy XI and drops all his slices on your section.
@twosoccerca Free Vape Pens and Balloons for the Kids.
@twosoccerca Alternative menu options: Bernardes-cheese (served with Bologna?) Deandre Kerr-babs Kobe Beef Franks Alonso Colada And introducing: Cassius Pie-Luna All served at the Franco E-Bar-a
@twosoccerca Where are they now Where are they now Timpani boom boom
I hope that @oliviachow understands how important it is for us to address safety on our streets. And, unlike things like housing, the safe streets file is something that you can make changes on quickly, with very small financial investment. You just need the political will.
@twosoccerca @JeffreyPNesker @mattjohngregg We're not talking about the Club Escobar vacancy . . .
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