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Carefree, wherever you may be 💙 Chelsea | Cricket | Markets Nomad Joined June 2013

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12 hours ago

Pakistanis are fucking shameful creatures.

Suprvirat @Mostlykohli

a day ago

Pakistanis are fucking shameful creatures.

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Anyone who has half a clue about football will tell you how important a decent keeper is. Our recruitment in that area under Clearlake has been so bad you'd be forgiven for saying it must have been deliberate. Mystifying how we have been left in this position.

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2 days ago

Is Gaga Slonina worse than the Bert and Ernie ?

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2 days ago

I'd have a one-legged Cech than Jorgensen.

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2 days ago

Tyrique George waking up in the second half after a 45 minute nap

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2 days ago

Players are shite The manager's tactics are bloody shite The sporting directors are supershite It's a Circus, not a football club

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2 days ago

Wow everyday you see Chelsea unlock the next level of shite.

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Oli @olijcarpenter

3 days ago

🚨MAJOR BREAKING 🚨 @FabrizioRomano FIFA have decided to award the Ballon d'Or to Josh King after his goal was ruled out against Chelsea. As he was robbed of his first senior career goal, it was the right thing to do. Justice served. #BallonDor

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3 days ago

How are Europeans letting illegal migrants destroy public properties just like that ?

Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates

3 days ago

How are Europeans letting illegal migrants destroy public properties just like that ?

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3 days ago

Palmer: Club World Cup Pedri: His d*ck in his hands

TheScreenshotLad @thescreenlad

3 days ago

Palmer: Club World Cup Pedri: His d*ck in his hands

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3 days ago

Lol there were calls of Declan Rice being in the Top 3 after that overhyped freekick against a depleted Madrid

Ballon d'Or @ballondor

3 days ago

Lol there were calls of Declan Rice being in the Top 3 after that overhyped freekick against a depleted Madrid

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4 days ago

It says IIMC on his bio.

Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ

5 days ago

It says IIMC on his bio.

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Sarcasm @sarcastic_us

4 days ago

Abhishek Sharma ate and left no crumbs.🔥 #INDvPAK

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Vikrant Gupta @vikrantgupta73

4 days ago

@KP24 Yes. India vs Australia, India vs England and Australia vs England

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4 days ago

Fuck off

Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea

5 days ago

Fuck off

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5 days ago

Maresca will get sacked by the end of the season. Still standing by my prediction that I made before the season began.

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5 days ago

They call us Chelshit Maybe they are right. We are shit

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5 days ago

This is where you needed a player like Palmer.

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5 days ago

It's appalling to say that Amorim has made better subs than Maresca

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5 days ago

Garnacho + Gittens : 90 mils Brings on Tyrique fucking George when down to 10 men at Old Trafford. Enzo Maresca has lost the plot. I'm definitely missing something here 💀😂