Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

Bloomington, CA Joined July 2014

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

5 days ago

I miss my car💔

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ㅤjeannette @jevnnette

3 years ago

i’ll come to work drunk, i’ll come to work on 2 hours of sleep, i’ll come to work sick af but heartbroken? hell nawww. send me da fuck home! 😭

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

3 years ago

Ain’t no way I just told a patient “I know bro “ I’m quitting

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

4 years ago

Some middle schoolers walked by my car and I heard them say is that a tomeiiii and then they were like nah it’s not a tomei …I was crying inside saying but it is😢😭

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jules @lilbabyjx

4 years ago

idc who you have before or after me, they’re not me & u gonn feel that

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DoinkRollerz Shop @DoinkRollerz

5 years ago

Struggles of a stoner 😂

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IsaiASS @i_soysauce

5 years ago

Trumpies after realizing they have to have a personality of their own now that their president is gone

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

5 years ago

I hate that tik tok will put videos on my fyp saying I should break up with my bf and then the next day telling me ima marry him

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

5 years ago

I meant to send my friend a picture of my sugar daddy messages from a website and I SENT THAT SHIT TO MY BROTHER BY ACCIDENTSJAHSKAAA I will now be passing away😃

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Alyssa💔 @uhlissuh01

5 years ago

This birth control got me so mad for no reason my man was telling me what he wanted on his sandwich from jersey mikes and I said “man fuck you” for no reason