uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer

I checked myself my gas combi boiler make and the part (the fan) that it needs. I found a supplier who could deliver next day. Scottish Power Boiler Plus is rubbish. 26 minutes on the phone today until I spoke to customer service agent. Appalling bad, I will a new guy.

Scottish Power Boiler Plus our boiler broke down Tuesday morning. Part was ordered same day. Fan will not be delivered until Monday! 3-4 working days! FFS. Emergency cover is a freaking joke because parts are not next day at least & heating engineers are scarce. I Will be leaving

So Java EE becomes Jakarta EE. Well that's a new brand isn't it? The same old same old. Meh. I'm moving to SpringBoot, so take that #java #in #fb

I threw a recruiter a fucking poisoned bone - phishing for information on jobs - waste of cunting time, yet again

the whole country gone to fuck!

Fuck Tyrant Project Managers!

My luck with clients is not holding. I wonder if I can spy on clients. I need a heads up. I need cheat mode. Eavesdropping techniques.

Fuck Unisys and their stupid-ass development processes and fucking code reviews and their project managers

I'm just been kick in the head again

Everyone else is to blame for our communications. Like you never make fucking errors or give updates or notifications. I am human too

“Java Dev required for FinTech start up {Central London}” - you ain't jumping the shark on Barclays, HSBC, etc. Yawn. Remember DOT-BOMB

I think this contract is going to kill me. The client definitely wants their pound of flesh, my brain is exploding. Arguing headache

SpringFramework how can Alias beans not work or be found across Maven module projects? I don't get it at all .,.. Grrrrf

Spring Framework is a fucking framework that does do as it is says on the tin. The PropertyPlaceholderSupport is fucked across Modules

You must think that I crazy or something! “This contract is drummed outside of IR35” Therefore I will not applying for this contract ever!

My new episode, my TV series: Cunts of the Recruitment IT industry - I will become TV script writer and get that shit on Netflix!

I hate your complicated #fuckingframework

My lazy common sense says it better to be invoicing and billing than being on the bench twiddling idol thumbs and wondering WTF

So I'm still here in this motherfucker! 😳

This client of mine wants their pound of flesh. They insist on 40 hours work no exceptions, no trust, they still need my skills.