۟ @umbralshift

Joined February 2025

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ will you at least say please? don’t think it would kill you to say one word. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ will you at least say please? don’t think it would kill you to say one word. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ then as one of your sarkaz, let me be the first to offer a bit of advice: don’t demand kisses from your people or you’re going to end up kissless. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ then as one of your sarkaz, let me be the first to offer a bit of advice: don’t demand kisses from your people or you’re going to end up kissless. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ you’re my boss since when? as far as i know, i don’t actually qualify as a sarkaz. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ you’re my boss since when? as far as i know, i don’t actually qualify as a sarkaz. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ read it and i’ll give you a kiss. ( 🙂 ) ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ read it and i’ll give you a kiss. ( 🙂 ) ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ here, read this … [ scribbling a new note and turning it around. ] ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ here, read this … [ scribbling a new note and turning it around. ] ⠀ https://t.co/IHsvf7Kvfv

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ and now they’re gone until i feel like bringing them back. a shame. anyways. let’s go, i’m showing you how to read the filing cabinet today. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ and now they’re gone until i feel like bringing them back. a shame. anyways. let’s go, i’m showing you how to read the filing cabinet today. ⠀

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⠀ [ and here comes the condescending headpats. ] you’re going to have to try a little harder than that if you want them back, w. [ into the shadows the bombs went. there was no chance at finding them now. ] we’re going to get you to be productive today instead. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ [ holding them away from the sarkaz with a smirk. ] if you want them so bad, come take them, loudmouth. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ [ holding them away from the sarkaz with a smirk. ] if you want them so bad, come take them, loudmouth. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ what’s so wrong with that? i rather enjoy a simple, quiet life. something i couldn’t get hanging around you. which, by the way .. [ going through w’s pockets. taking the bombs she had. ] none of these today. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ people fear you because of the fairytales they hear about you. if they actually met you, they’d think ‘wow, this is it?’ because they’d see how you act. don’t make me get the leash again to have you behave. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ [ closing her eyes. deep breath. lord help her. ] i’m starting to think making you “queen” wasn’t such a great idea. shouldn’t you be working on relations or something instead of seeing what i’m up to? ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ [ and with the pen being taken from her, her excuse of being busy went with it. ] what do you need today, w? not everyone gets the luxury of doing what they want, when they want. i still have duties to perform at rhodes island. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

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ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE

2 years ago

ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE

2 years ago

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . . . ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . . . ⠀ https://t.co/my7XnItnbu

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ if you want to look at someone’s chest, why don’t you just look down? it’s a little embarrassing to have you staring at mine. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ is this your attempt at trying to get to see me in a bra? ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ sarkaz. and if you have something light … then i’ll take it. ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ 𝘮𝘦 watch? excuse you, you walked in on me. i have another slap waiting for you too if you’re not careful. besides, i think you like getting familiar with my hand.~ ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ 𝘮𝘦 watch? excuse you, you walked in on me. i have another slap waiting for you too if you’re not careful. besides, i think you like getting familiar with my hand.~ ⠀

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۟ @umbralshift

3 months ago

⠀ you can have the rubber duck if you promise to actually wash yourself. i know how much you like to say you’re showering and then just run the water to make it seem like you did. ⠀

♜ ᴍᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴀʀʏ: ᴡɪŠ'ᴀᴅᴇʟ @MouthySarkaz

3 months ago

⠀ you can have the rubber duck if you promise to actually wash yourself. i know how much you like to say you’re showering and then just run the water to make it seem like you did. ⠀