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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

I'M NOT FRAGILE, YOU'RE FRAGILE Joined March 2017
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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

KEEP YOUR BLUE NOODLE BULLSHIT OFF MY FUCKING TIMELINE. REAL SQUID INK BLACKENS THE HEART AND STAINS THE TAINT

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

I WILL BE SPENDING TODAY LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY: STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING SUN

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

WHAT THE BRITISH IYI PSEUDODIVERSITY THOUGHT COPS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS THAT I CANNOT BE SEXIST, SOME OF MY WORST ENEMIES ARE WOMEN

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

MY SEMINAR'S CERTIFICATES ARE PRINTED ON 100% BULLSHIT-FREE NO-NONSENSE CARDSTOCK SO THAT YOUR BOSS WILL KNOW JUST HOW ANTIFRAGILE YOU ARE

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

ANTIFRAGILITY IS MERELY A STEP IN THE PATH TO FREEDOM. ONLY THE SWINDLERS OF STOCHASMS ARE TRULY LIBERATED, FOR IT IS WE WHO FOOL RANDOMNESS

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

UMBERTO ECO WAS NOT AN INSIGHTFUL AUTHOR DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO READ, BUT PRECISELY BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO READ

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

YOU, IYI: DOWNSIDES SHOULD OUTWEIGH UPSIDES! ME, FLANEURING SERENELY: ACTUALLY—IT IS THE UPSIDES THAT SHOULD OUTWEIGH THE DOWNSIDES. KAPISH?

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN CHARLATANS AND TRUE INTELLECTUALS AND IT'S EXACTLY 400LBS #NOSTRAPS. STAY BARBELLED, MY FRIENDS.

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

REMINDER DU JOUR: 'NARCISSIST' IS JUST IYI FOR #SKININTHEGAME

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

8 years ago

SKIN IN THE GAME MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

IN CARTHAGE, AUTHORS OF FALSE ACCUSATIONS DELETED THEIR ACCOUNTS

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

TALEB POWER RANKINGS: POST ENTROPY TALEB ANTITALEB EXTREME TALEB TALEB 1 ST. TALEB EARTH TALEB THE TRAITOR @nntaleb FAT TONY PRE-RIFT TALEB

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

ALL MODELS ARE WRONG, BUT SOME LOOK GOOD NAKED

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

LINDY TEST IS JUST A BACK OF THE NAPKIN HEURISTIC. NEVER READ A BOOK W/O CALCULATING THE DISTRIBUTION OF ITS LIFESPAN ACROSS ALL TIMELINES

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

IYI: MARKET BEHAVIOR IS GAUSSIAN YOU: ACTUALLY, TRUE RANDOMN— *SMACK* ME: LIFE IS A LOW EFFORT VR SIM, "RANDOMNESS" IS JUST A LUDIC ILLUSION

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

IN ORDER TO PREDICT THE TRAJECTORY OF A MEME, YOU WOULD HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF EVERY SHITPOST IN THE UNIVERSE

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

TALEB'S RAZOR: A PHILOSOPHER SHOULD BE KNOWN FOR ONE SINGLE TWEET, NOT MORE

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

APHORISMS SHOULD BE MASSIVELY USEFUL WHEN TRUE, MINIMALLY HARMFUL WHEN FALSE, AND EASY TO CARVE INTO THE FLESH OF AN ENEMY

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SHILLS CAN RECITE THE MECHANICS OF TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND ITS SECOND ORDER EFFECTS. KAPISH?

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EXTREME TALEB @untaleb

9 years ago

THE ONLY RANDOMNESS IN A CASINO IS A HEIST #NOGAMBLENOFUTURE

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