smør-panik @v_problematic
just a woman with a polycystic ovary and a dream England, United Kingdom Joined February 2013-
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so excited for my fever dream tonight I hope I see the hat man
shooting the shit with the contractor on site today, he was like “Yeah clients decided to swap to a steel hearth at the fireplace, it’s gonna look super slick man” and i was like “Steel huh isn’t that gonna get really hot” and he froze for like ten seconds & whipped out his phone
Whatever you say, Mark Hughes from Hull, born in 1973.
i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend
i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend
Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with European Union countries and we could return people" "But that's to Nigel…
Wait, are you allowed to make jokes about murdered people or not? These new rules are very confusing tbh
Wait, are you allowed to make jokes about murdered people or not? These new rules are very confusing tbh
This is WILD. Ben & Jerry's own co-founder says their parent company, Unilever, is SILENCING them from speaking out against "the genocide in Gaza." He's literally on the street protesting to get his company's soul back.
The Onion is undefeated.
Dracula: Good eveninggg. Me: Oh Dracula: It's me. It's Count Dracula. Me: No, no I know. There's just a lot going on, I really don't need this right now.
Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.
"the fourth stage of grief: construction" is the only funny thing kimmel has said in over a decade and they punished him to hell for it
"the fourth stage of grief: construction" is the only funny thing kimmel has said in over a decade and they punished him to hell for it
did i do this right
did i do this right https://t.co/QanrZisurc
People have seriously lost their fucking minds.
omg the 911 meteor hit grey sloan
omg the 911 meteor hit grey sloan
Charlie Kirk just a podcaster & they treating him like he Founded White people
Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys
I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
Likely colour for it to be
Likely colour for it to be
in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job
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