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How people set the Alarm: Others - "7AM" Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."
when you ask your mom a simple question she starts yelling
This is how my week goes: Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy FridaySaturdaySunday.
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Is your name WiFi? Because I'm seeing a connection here...
No matter what happens your always their. I love you kirsten.
Let's play Trivia Crack. My username is Vaehmakay. @triviacrack triviacrack.com
Don't judge a thing until you know what's inside it ❤️
Get Home 🏠 Eat 🍪 Sit Down 💺 Eat 🍟 Stand Up🚶 Eat 🍔 Pass Out 😴 Eat.🍕 Wake Up 😣 Eat 🍩 Full. 😥 Eat. 😫 Full.
*Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.
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Me + Music = Don't try to talk to me.
imagine liking someone who: • wasn’t out of your league • wasn’t miles away • was single • actually liked you woah imagine
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
i'm in a committed relationship with my bed
Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "Lol, no."
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically.