Vale Betty Heslop @valebettyheslop

People think that I take three steps forward and two steps back, but I have always morris danced in an alternate universe with my Mum

People think that I take three steps forward and two steps back, but I have always prayed in Gran Canaria with Theresa May

People think that I was Janet Jackson's private gimp, but I have always prayed in Arndale with the MIF Creative Lab Cohort

People think that I don't, but I have always dreamt in my soft duck down pillow with the green hornet

People think that I made macrame, but I have always policed in a flower pot with my smallpox

People think that I am a window, but I have always dreamt in Oz with Sally Field's acceptance speech

People think that I knitted my pubes into a blanket, but I have always climbed in Gran Canaria with a Turkish Tortoise

People think that I have extreme relevance, but I have always created in a shoe with a shithead

People think that I take three steps forward and two steps back, but I have always brushed my hair in a rooftop Land Rover with a girl, interrupted

People think that I was Janet Jackson's private gimp, but I have always tap danced in a sparrow's nest with my Mum

People think that I knitted my pubes into a blanket, but I have always dreamt in a rooftop Land Rover with Simba, of The Lion King fame

People think that I am an expert in taxidermy, but I have always tap danced in a sparrow's nest with Kennedy Davenport

People think that I was Janet Jackson's private gimp, but I have always cried in my soft duck down pillow with the MIF Creative Lab Cohort

People think that I am irrelevant, but I have always brushed my hair in a sparrow's nest with the ghost of truth tellers from the North West Coast of Greenland

People think that I have perished, but I have always aviated in the internet with my Mum

People think that I was Janet Jackson's private gimp, but I have always dreamt in an alternate universe with Simba, of The Lion King fame

People think that I don't, but I have always cried in a rooftop Land Rover with a 1:25 model of Beyoncé

People think that I have extreme relevance, but I have always dreamt in a rooftop Land Rover with Sally Field's acceptance speech

People think that I have extreme relevance, but I have always morris danced in Charlotte's web with my Mum

People think that I have perished, but I have always brushed my hair in a flower bed with the green hornet