Vandy @vandybro
Joined October 2009-
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I would wear suspenders with every outfit if I could.
Since when is it 9 dollars a dress shirt for dry cleaning??? Inflation stinks.
Delta would fly shitty older planes to New Orleans. Fitting.
Forgot there is both a 28th st and 23rd st stop on the R/W. Madness.
You know you’re on a plane to nowhere when everyone printed their ticket and wants to chat as they walk by while boarding.
Looking forward to losing all my money on college football. Nothing better.
I’ve been paying for the NYT for 6 months bc I can’t figure out how to cancel it.
@UncIe__Mike Fine. I’ll use melting straws to save crush.
Can we all agree that paper straws are not gonna save the world?
I don’t understand the appeal of showers that come straight down from the ceiling. No matter how I move around I always feel like I’m drowning.
I just saw a man catch a fish in the east river. What do you think one does with that fish?
I’ve decided I want to be a soul cycle instructor. Which basically means I want to be a DJ, but this route seems more accessible.
When you accidentally get on the local bc you are so tired
If you don’t take your fat backpack off before getting on a crowded subway you are the problem
Why is it so damn hard to find a regular yellow Gatorade in this city???
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SouthernTide MiamiU @SouthernTide_MU
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