Adrian @vaqueropants
Oakland/SF Joined January 2012-
Tweets1K
-
Followers72
-
Following401
-
Likes927
in a tragic turn of events, Clarence Thomas and four other justices perished in a fire after the elderly justice attempted to microwave a burrito in the foil. Clerks planning a candlelit vigil for the burrito #SCOTUS
@SquareEnix @tombraider @SquareEnix when should we expect the steam download codes?
@peterkz You're going to write something that the world needs and it's going to be amazing. And fuck the world for forcing you to.
This is, perhaps, the best summation of the “men’s rights movement” I've ever read.
Biden Begs Migrants Not To Come To U.S. Until There Enough Cells To Imprison Everyone bit.ly/3vAgEKD
Seems like a good time to point out that this dancing cop has faced more discipline for his TikTok video than NYPD Detective Fabio Nunez has faced for putting our @LegalAidNYC client in a chokehold and tasing him 13 times over an alleged noise violation more than two years ago.
NYPD cop's TikTok dancing video gets him banished to Staten Island: sources trib.al/rZadEnA
A big Friday THANK YOU to our progressive Council allies @carroll_fife, @nikki4oakland, @Kaplan4Oakland, @ShengForOakland who pushed back on the Mayor and saved our fire stations! #oakmtg #oakland
.@KamalaHarris is watching these results come in like "Wait, did I just do all that work so I could BE A SENATOR AGAIN?!" #ElectionNight #Georgiapolls
Donated $ to GOTV efforts & then to hedge, I bet the same amount on GOP to win, & as I watched tonight I discovered something: I DON'T WANT THAT CASH! AMERICA, PLZ LOSE MY MONEY AND SAVE YOURSELF!!! #ElectionNight
@GavinNewsom, let's support progressive Black women & send Barbara Lee to the Senate!
It would be an honor to fill Vice President-elect Kamala Harris’s role in the Senate. I know Gov. Gavin Newsom will pick the person he believes best represents California. newsweek.com/kamala-harris-…
Great stuff so far! help Carroll Win in D3 by doing some rad art on your neighborhood's best walls!
Calling all Artists, Creators, Movers & Shakers! We are looking for art submissions to grow, and promote our campaign, and to rep the incredible creativity and hope Oakland D3 has to offer. Spread the word and tag us @carroll_fife when you post your submissions!
Congrats @carroll_fife & @Kaplan4Oakland!!!
Oakland Post City Council Endorsements; At-Large @Kaplan4Oakland D1 @DanKalb D3 @carroll_fife D5 @NoelGallo5 D7 Treva Reid with Aaron Clay second Choice postnewsgroup.com/post-endorseme…
@GavinNewsom Governor #pretendprogressive does bare minimum while vetoing investment in an alternative to violent men with guns as a response to every community problem #AB2054
@GavinNewsom No chance governor asshat does this. He just likes good optics and then telling folks "we can't afford it" while he pays off his lobbyists. Don't believe his trash faux-woke act
@GavinNewsom Why don't YOU watch all the people trying to help their communities and stop vetoing bills that would. #AB2054
@GavinNewsom California has been ahead in this regard for 40 years. Why did you veto #AB2054 to enable the continued slaughter of poor & black folks? Stop performatively tweeting. You're a disgrace.
@CURYJ @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom has once again proven himself to be an obstacle to progress toward a world based on care. Such a disappointing leader only made palatable by comparison to POTUS. He just vetoed this amazing bill. SMH
Wade @Wade874633
3 Followers 340 Following
JuneStephens @J2g1rmhO3iB5CC
119 Followers 5K Following
Stearey @Stearey11318
7 Followers 1K Following
Grace Howard, PhD @ProfGraceHoward
471 Followers 316 Following Professor. Expert in criminalization of pregnancy. Queer. A real piece of work. She/they. Sunburns easily. Author of The Pregnancy Police.
Ari Rust @arirust
9 Followers 2 Following
Gavin Newsom 4 Presid... @Gavin4Pres
11 Followers 47 Following I love my state, my hair, my lobbyists, and your wife/gf if she's fine af. Stay fresh!
Barry Hermanson @BarryH4Congress
821 Followers 3K Following It is time for the voice of the people to occupy Congress. Nancy Pelosi voted to prioritize military spending over everything else. That is not my priority.
AllOutComedyTheater @AllOutComedy
183 Followers 586 Following AllOutComedy has a passion to bring out the fun and play of improv to performers of all levels. Our classes are structured to improve comedic and acting skills.
J.Powers @jpw599
108 Followers 1K Following Writer, editor, pop culture savant, bossypants who gets things done.
Sirena @sirenac34
5 Followers 106 Following
Ali Spagnola @alispagnola
2.1M Followers 1.3M Following Music. Comedy. Fitness. Outrageous!.... I explain in the video here→https://t.co/ieA94HDzQu
Six-Gun Sidonie @aGoodFlyingBird
70 Followers 171 Following
emilia @cantasimo399
82 Followers 470 Following ADOLESCENCIA = Amor, Dolor, Odio, Locura, Ensenanzas, Sonrisas, Caidas, Enamoramiento, Necedad, Celos, Imaginacion, Alegrias.
Matt Pine @obligaccount
222 Followers 2K Following Unlimited typos. Tweets older than three months are automatically deleted.
M. Allis @JudyYolofernes
139 Followers 138 Following writer/performer/playwright/social worker/child welfare worker/activist/exhausted
Sam Welch @samrwelch
32 Followers 216 Following
Natalia Sharpilova @NSharpilova
382 Followers 1K Following In every age there is a terrible beast on his once Wolfhound.
HowToWinAtEverything @HowToWinBook
476 Followers 716 Following Even things you can't or shouldn't try to. A revolutionary new handbook from @ChronicleBooks, in stores now.
Top Conservative Cat ... @TeaPartyCat
98K Followers 57K Following I was never a Reagan Democrat-- I've always been a Colbert Conservative.
sfneofuturists @sfneofuturists
668 Followers 566 Following Wildly prolific experimental theatre company bringing you new two-minute plays every weekend! One of SF Chronicle's "22 San Francisco things everyone must do."
The Higgs Weldon @TheHiggsWeldon
797 Followers 678 Following An online comedy magazine with new funnies Monday through Friday (founded by LA comics @RobinHiggins & @paigeweldon)
secretdonkey @secretdonkey
3K Followers 3K Following And whatever rhymes with eloquent. Signifying nothing. Tenured dilettante. Get off my lawn.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
326K Followers 44K Following @flyonthewallpod - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/NY2YZf07N0 TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg
Alexander Thompson @lexanderthomp
481 Followers 413 Following Program Director at Foundation for Contemporary Arts. Ice cream enthusiast. Partner of someone (@ThereseARus) with ME/CFS. (He/Him)
Brandon @iAmBNXCH
461 Followers 1K Following Just sitting here waiting for the zombie apocalypse. he/him
LΛMΛ @fakeclick
89 Followers 130 Following
Prof. Dr. Dr. Elli @exclusionzone
53K Followers 66K Following I am 99% fake. My only belief is that other people are as full of it as I am.
m johnny @mjohnny3
19K Followers 23K Following The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. I ask if they're going to finish their beers.
Brian O'Sullivan @osullivanauthor
98K Followers 93K Following Author of the Amazon bestselling novels CLUSTERF*CK and THE BARTENDER! All 16 of my novels are available on Amazon. Hope you’ll give them a shot :)
Blayr Nias @GummyBlayr
5K Followers 4K Following As seen on WCCB News Rising, FOX’s Laughs, & Comedy Central’s Up Next! Get my album “Telling Jokes for Two” https://t.co/ctDbX3zRID
Soapy Johnson @SoapyJohnson
2K Followers 2K Following I let Jesus take the wheel. Looks like he's taking me to the liquor store again.
Jonny Cooper @jonnycooper
46K Followers 43K Following Writer. Pianist. Racing driver. Living on a small rock near Africa that will never be Spanish.
Skeptical African @SkepticAfrica
12K Followers 13K Following So you're telling me you throw away food when you're full?
Cecilia Van De Walle @WhosWhatNow
420 Followers 1K Following They say jazz is dead, but I've found a heartbeat. Measuring the pulse of Art, Science, & Philosophy, in the Bay and beyond. #Binders
Kate @katenicaye
545 Followers 775 Following
Kelkulus Says Stuff @kelkulus2
23K Followers 29K Following I post my jokes on @kelkulus, and my @ replies here. I know, it's mind blowing. Visual jokes on Instagram & Facebook as 'Kelkulus'
Nurse Bacon Strip @LynLeL
4K Followers 5K Following I wrote a funny tweet once.. ..............you can spank me, but I will just ask for more.
Blur @blur_io
236K Followers 241 Following The NFT marketplace for pro traders. Backed by @Paradigm. Discord: https://t.co/UdIqx7HXI0 Foundation: https://t.co/2OWOiNFPEU Metrics: https://t.co/HSruM3o61E
AllOutComedyTheater @AllOutComedy
183 Followers 586 Following AllOutComedy has a passion to bring out the fun and play of improv to performers of all levels. Our classes are structured to improve comedic and acting skills.
The Oaklandside @Oaklandside
18K Followers 75 Following Journalism for Oakland. We amplify community voices, share information resources, and investigate systems, not just symptoms. Nonprofit through @citysidelocal.
Gavin Newsom 4 Presid... @Gavin4Pres
11 Followers 47 Following I love my state, my hair, my lobbyists, and your wife/gf if she's fine af. Stay fresh!
Veena Dubal @veenadubal
28K Followers 5K Following Professor of Law, University of CA, Irvine • Technology & Society • Work Law • Precarity • General Counsel AAUP • Sam's sister
🐝 ACCE 🐝 @CalOrganize
11K Followers 2K Following ACCE is a multi-racial, democratic, non-profit community organization that builds power to fight for economic, racial and social justice. #HousingIsAHumanRight
Moms 4 Housing @moms4housing
26K Followers 255 Following We are a collective of unhoused and insecurely housed mothers, organizing to reclaim vacant homes from real estate speculators. Join us. https://t.co/8mMNCUX79Z
Carroll Fife @carroll_fife
11K Followers 1K Following “Nobody's free until everybody's free.”-- Fannie Lou Hamer This page will be deleted after a few more wins. For official City of Oakland info, visit @CmbrFife.
Libby Schaaf @LibbySchaaf
33K Followers 2K Following President & CEO, Bay Area Council; 50th Mayor of Oakland
Defund OPD @DefundOPD
2K Followers 83 Following We are a group within APTP. Our goal is to defund Oakland's Police budget by 50% & invest that money in community, one of the many steps towards abolition.
Noel Gallo @NoelGallo5
4K Followers 2K Following Oakland City Councilmember, District 5. #Oakland This account is not paid for, sponsored by, or hosted by the City of Oakland.
Sheng Thao 盛桃 @Sheng_Thao51
13K Followers 1K Following 51st Mayor of Oakland, California, renter, mom, daughter of Hmong refugees. She/Her
Rebecca Kaplan, Oakla... @Kaplan4Oakland
11K Followers 13K Following Prior Council D2, at large, MTC, Coliseum JPA. Torah teacher. Grad of MIT, Tufts & Stanford Law. This account is not paid for, sponsored by, hosted by the City.
Loren Taylor @lorenmtaylor
5K Followers 973 Following Husband to Erica, father to Camryn & Manny, former Oakland City Councilman, and Engineer. What I do is fix things. It's time to elect change.
Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti
1.2M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
Nikki Fortunato Bas, ... @Nikkiforallofus
5K Followers 1K Following Alameda County Supervisor, District 5. This is my personal account. Go to my official Supervisor account at Blue Sky @sup-nikkifbas.bsky.social.
Darwin BondGraham @DarwinBondGraha
16K Followers 5K Following News Editor @Oaklandside. DMs off-record. Author “The Riders Come Out at Night” w/ @awinston. More thoughtful conversations: https://t.co/fWY3sj87T9
Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic
10K Followers 3K Following aka The Oakland Observer. DMs off-record. @: [email protected]. Tips in lieu of sub https://t.co/px9IwiXDRL
realcatbrooks.bsky.so... @realcatbrooks
12K Followers 423 Following ED, @justiceteamsnet + @aptpaction | Host, @lawanddis on @kpfaradio | Organizer, Columnist, Artivist, Playwright, Director, Actress
Anti Police-Terror Pr... @APTPaction
21K Followers 2K Following Anti Police-Terror Project is building a replicable and sustainable model to end state-sanctioned murder and violence against Black, Brown, and poor people.
Michael Hussey @HusseyTyping
13 Followers 12 Following Before you kiss me, you should know: Papa was a rodeo.
Six-Gun Sidonie @aGoodFlyingBird
70 Followers 171 Following
Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx
134K Followers 16K Following From Comic to CEO; Turning laughs into leadership, Building businesses with the same passion that once filled the stage FAITH-FAMILY-FITNESS
Emily Gasca @ohheymle
161 Followers 124 Following Writer, Engineer, Curious-er, and all-purposes-enthusiast
Matt Pine @obligaccount
222 Followers 2K Following Unlimited typos. Tweets older than three months are automatically deleted.
Texts From Last Night @TFLN
2.7M Followers 816 Following An archive of all the texts no one remembers sending. Contact: [email protected]
Sarah Wright @NextWrightThing
56 Followers 44 Following A Chinese-speaking comedian from San Diego exploring the worlds of tinder, LA and adulthood one tweet at a time.
SwipeLeft @SwipeLeft_
8 Followers 4 Following If you've experienced the wonderfully popular dating app, then this page needs no explanation.
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
577K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
Sterling Archer @codenameduchess
105K Followers 17 Following Once again, the world's greatest spy. Official character on Archer on FXX.
M. Allis @JudyYolofernes
139 Followers 138 Following writer/performer/playwright/social worker/child welfare worker/activist/exhausted
Crowded Fire Theater @crowdedfire
4K Followers 1K Following Gutsy and innovative new works theater company contributing to the creation of a contemporary canon that truly reflects the diverse world in which we live.
Rania Khalek @RaniaKhalek
335K Followers 5K Following Journalist and host of Dispatches on @BTnewsroom.
Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene
34K Followers 490 Following all i ever wanna talk about is pro wrestling
john v. variety ❤�... @johnvvariety
12K Followers 999 Following CUBAN-RUSSIAN MISSILE CRISIS / DISCO EX MACHINA / RED WIDOWER / JOHN V. VARIETY NEW LP (debuted on tour w/ John Maus!) OUT NOW @ STREAM/TAPE/Etc.// SINGLE SOON
HowToWinAtEverything @HowToWinBook
476 Followers 716 Following Even things you can't or shouldn't try to. A revolutionary new handbook from @ChronicleBooks, in stores now.
AlterNet @AlterNet
111K Followers 15K Following AlterNet is a progressive news magazine and online community.
Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
315K Followers 10K Following 90 minute livestream stand-up show on zoom New Year's Eve. Baltimore 1/2&3. 1/11 Lancaster, PA. Tickets https://t.co/vo7gNFUCDJ
NYC Tw*tterati @prisonculture
171K Followers 3K Following Founder (@sojourn4justice) & Project NIA (@projectnia) sunsetted in 2023 / Co-Founder (@interruptcrim), (@ChiFreeSchool) & (@survivepunish)
Danny Jolles @DannyJolles
4K Followers 467 Following Two Specials on Youtube! On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Ted and soon Hacks. Touring to your city. GET TIX!
Jim Ray @jimray
4K Followers 400 Following The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. @[email protected]
SEIU 1021 @seiu1021
4K Followers 881 Following Service Employees International Union Local 1021: over 60K working people across Northern California united for dignity, justice, and a better life.Trends for United States
You might like
