Laurence Lombardi @vecalc

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Joined August 2011

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Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRose

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Awwww Homey! #HowToBeABadBitch 😍😍😍

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At Least 65 Syrians Killed in Government Attack

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Caleb Strader @stornge

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ISIS Fighter Denis Cuspert, AKA Deso Dogg, Killed

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Asteroid to fly by earth on Halloween

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lil duval @lilduval

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RT @RollingOut: .@lilduval is anything but a ‘basic’ comedian bit.ly/1kVGAen

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Two-Thirds of the World Has Herpes, Health Group Says

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Matthew Velazquez @aratioo

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Indiana sees 1st flu-related death of the season

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Google Fiber Could Be Coming Soon To Jacksonville, Tampa And Oklahoma City

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Carlos Loret de Mola @CarlosLoret

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En Cisjordania, cientos de personas marchan para exigir la devolución de 11 palestinos que murieron durante enfrentamientos #PrimeroNoticias

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Icahn says AIG 'too big to succeed,' urges a break up

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Xstrology @XSTROLOGY

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#Aquarius loves art and alone time.

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World Economic Forum @Davos

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Which country attracts the most investment? wef.ch/1kjMqWM

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Boy, 6, fatally shoots toddler brother while playing 'cops and robbers,' dad ...

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Philippines dismisses reports MH370 wreckage found on remote island

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The Trouble with Missiles

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SteppenUrgell @googlemars_

181 Followers 5K Following

Brock McD @Brock_McDaniels

1K Followers 3K Following

Malcom Bauman @songatr

604 Followers 563 Following I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Emmanuel Totten @nckicingo

585 Followers 692 Following I know not if I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or if I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Clair Fuqua @ismmpomeagyanal

627 Followers 473 Following A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Derek Herring @lansstabrbalarr

586 Followers 711 Following Children's playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.

Oberon Tolliver @ymanoneydr

604 Followers 715 Following Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?

One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.

Wilfred Dubois @anindolis

559 Followers 757 Following One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.

Raymond Lowell @underpiphuaroe

586 Followers 769 Following It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Gilbert Ferguson @aluburoi

578 Followers 757 Following One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force.

Eugene Buck @usmanphig

585 Followers 785 Following Truth is subject to too much analysis.

Isaac Rooney @enfalinunma

614 Followers 770 Following Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

Marcus Hudgins @omridotyda

600 Followers 807 Following The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.

Онисим Голо... @gyusiflali

653 Followers 952 Following Чем выше поднимаешься, тем глубже увязаешь.

Кондрат Вов... @tellloutrertere

602 Followers 922 Following Хороший дипломат всегда помнит, что он должен забыть.

Samuel Lu @temphwato

567 Followers 487 Following If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.

Lester Breland @ntessistestrg

590 Followers 478 Following Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

passionate about building schools where teachers and students thrive computer scientist turned high school teacher turned

andi Asani @mchuburova_op

193 Followers 2K Following passionate about building schools where teachers and students thrive computer scientist turned high school teacher turned

The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Elwyn Mccleary @tantintalole

615 Followers 582 Following The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Tobias Ervin @ngenistorfent

585 Followers 721 Following Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of virtues.

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.

Scot Whitson @sollilesm

562 Followers 764 Following The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.

Harold Flint @otenzeda

574 Followers 751 Following We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.

Hugh Croteau @cathrobal

597 Followers 793 Following Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.

Харлампий С... @ierraitock

640 Followers 910 Following Люди высшей нравственности не считают себя нравственными; поэтому они имеют высшую нравственность.

Jonas Cone @aunoieriomatm

572 Followers 504 Following There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.

Jerrold Dasilva @yfetispon

583 Followers 578 Following I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Cosmo Hinton @llencerste

623 Followers 705 Following What kind of people do they think we are, do they think we will be bowed by their tryanny?

Reynard Irish @cerdniamiop

588 Followers 691 Following A promise made is a debt unpaid.

Raymond Cantwell @itrdacow

567 Followers 722 Following Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violen trevolution inevitable.

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

Phillip Bishop @chintitizori

556 Followers 731 Following Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

Alger Saucedo @cuncolom

572 Followers 766 Following Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Roland Sherwood @steunthatlen

612 Followers 806 Following The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

Кирилл Недо... @rcemfu

590 Followers 955 Following Кто в страхе живет, тот и гибнет от страха.

Лонгин Саше... @tilythulyeumeo

644 Followers 872 Following Невежливость между равными некрасива, со стороны же начальника она есть тирания.

Cody Mcintyre @ianetedouro

629 Followers 469 Following Act as if it were impossible to fail.

Allan Fishman @onsenist

615 Followers 533 Following The Human Spirit can never be paralyzed. If you are breathing, you can dream.

Neil Robb @cstenintr

615 Followers 663 Following If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus 1 day, so I never have to go through a day without you.

Ethelbert Findley @stotriryppeato

586 Followers 713 Following The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world.

These young Americans sent a message to terrorists everywhere ... You can run but you can't hide. (On US pilots who captured four terrorists)

Shaun Lennon @linatikerabrini

587 Followers 696 Following These young Americans sent a message to terrorists everywhere ... You can run but you can't hide. (On US pilots who captured four terrorists)

Joachim Lu @sterbequte

585 Followers 759 Following By courage I repel adversity.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

Tristram Delacruz @strorameasm

591 Followers 760 Following Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

Dwain Petit @rymbbabahin

573 Followers 781 Following Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.

Матвей Дубк... @lirolalet

622 Followers 853 Following Мысль о равенстве в области прав влечет за собой также мысль о равенстве в области пользования жизненными благами.

Михаил Клен... @eunedolitiomi

647 Followers 912 Following В счастье легко найти друга, в несчастье же – в высшей степени трудно.

Cuthbert Cloud @aecanenggnu

572 Followers 591 Following The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.

You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.

Jonah Denny @nonticif

602 Followers 677 Following You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.

I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.

Joseph Gipson @gylersshewphos

583 Followers 676 Following I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.

Richard Windham @stinalengl

581 Followers 722 Following Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

Justin Ruth @rysitaded

571 Followers 771 Following If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation he has prepared for.

Максим Гото... @ssmecheffav

624 Followers 909 Following Величайшую славу народа составляют его писатели.

Malachi Stauffer @ttcush

604 Followers 775 Following I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.

Christian Cazares @trenomescoms

624 Followers 776 Following All prosperity begins in the mind and is dependent only on the full use of our creative imagination.

Hugo Greenwood @rsphemprancoxt

566 Followers 700 Following The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Peter Waller @hagicobe

590 Followers 488 Following May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.

Aloysius Simon @irothonbingav

591 Followers 494 Following Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

Terance Colon @eseryllya

613 Followers 790 Following I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

Cyril Bunn @flllildeaniv

598 Followers 535 Following O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out.

Austin Winn @tandorgleial

592 Followers 528 Following Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah

Neil Saavedra @cootated

654 Followers 766 Following You have never done enough, so long as it is still possible that you have something of value to contribute

Ebenezar Rhoden @duveasstaxenin

561 Followers 743 Following A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

#1 New York Times Bestselling author, Golden Globe winning actor, Member of TIME 100... still mastering motor skills. He/Him. Instagram: @ChrisColfer

Chris Colfer @chriscolfer

1.9M Followers 767 Following #1 New York Times Bestselling author, Golden Globe winning actor, Member of TIME 100... still mastering motor skills. He/Him. Instagram: @ChrisColfer

Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of the species as a whole are concepts which simply do not make evolutionary sense.

Maximilian Battles @proneghonsion

641 Followers 713 Following Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of the species as a whole are concepts which simply do not make evolutionary sense.

Oberon Swift @erizacopl

576 Followers 525 Following Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.

Elias Coronado @rintatert

578 Followers 527 Following We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Xavier Camp @lindenoab

591 Followers 791 Following I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than know how to write and have nothing to say.

Marvin Lovell @alonagedol

611 Followers 765 Following The journey is the reward.

A man's life is interesting primarily when he has failed --I well know. For it is a sign that he has tried to surpass himself.

Abram Mcfarland @unsormatrini

574 Followers 477 Following A man's life is interesting primarily when he has failed --I well know. For it is a sign that he has tried to surpass himself.

Jayson Barrows @broronest

593 Followers 522 Following I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.

Kristian Hale @riroylyma

623 Followers 758 Following Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.

Horatio Matos @pynekive

587 Followers 780 Following I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.

Quinten Blair @grerurapencl

583 Followers 752 Following Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.

A technique succeeds in mathematical physics, not by a clever trick, or a happy accident, but because it expresses some aspect of a physical truth.

Lucas Corbin @emotongaestye

589 Followers 807 Following A technique succeeds in mathematical physics, not by a clever trick, or a happy accident, but because it expresses some aspect of a physical truth.

Oscar Meador @brmigeralytou

636 Followers 578 Following Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.

Adolph Mckinney @inchysstont

604 Followers 757 Following The mind ought sometimes to be diverted that it may return the better to thinking.

Barnard Worthington @nkletiani

612 Followers 479 Following Life imitates art more than art imitates life.

Ely Goins @anonablo

604 Followers 677 Following Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.

Rodney Villalobos @roncousi

583 Followers 737 Following The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

Godfrey Ginn @niderctix

592 Followers 616 Following Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others.

Кондратий В... @skwednicher

606 Followers 896 Following Назначение человека – в разумной деятельности.

Richard Windham @stinalengl

581 Followers 722 Following Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

Baldwin Worden @edatryachylyes

572 Followers 697 Following The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump

11.3M Followers 2K Following

Jordan Tan @anthwaloip

625 Followers 579 Following You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself.

Rodger Kincaid @iomilit

607 Followers 714 Following I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Alban Lemus @ptulapligin

565 Followers 583 Following The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Crispin Jacob @butiou

575 Followers 589 Following Every man's life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

Walter Call @obirpedrinogid

580 Followers 717 Following One should count each day a separate life.

Stewart Zapata @aninivical

588 Followers 602 Following The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel.

Moris Casillas @aeiatoablany

581 Followers 681 Following At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel.

Erick Avalos @deninabn

575 Followers 844 Following A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Митофан Бор... @ustitliop

612 Followers 940 Following Хороший вкус в юморе – нонсенс; это все равно что невинная шлюха.

Ульян Гогун... @nermove

623 Followers 819 Following Лучший день после смерти дурного государя — первый день.

Rafe Talbert @koliblorggy

593 Followers 782 Following If you're going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my failures as well as my successes.

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Luis Fabiano @luis_fabuloso

1.9M Followers 153 Following Twitter Oficial do Luis Fabiano / Luis Fabiano´s Official Twitter Account / Cuenta oficial de Luis Fabiano en el Twitter

Stephen Ott @estincrahacho

587 Followers 760 Following Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Zachariah Nieto @talilalaceun

620 Followers 754 Following Ah, what shall I be at fifty,br should nature keep me alive,br if I find the world so bitterbr when I am but twenty-five?

Owen Gorman @pisstisat

636 Followers 702 Following When it's breezy, hit it easy.

Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.

Myron Reeve @ecrrknisnan

574 Followers 766 Following Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.