VicToads @victoads

@lpolkinghxrne We’re just really proud that it’s only taken us 27 years to move from a test that’s taken on a computer, to a test that’s taken on a computer at home, and wanted to share the great news with everyone.

@SkyNewsAust @RitaPanahi You have completely misrepresented my comments. I strongly and unambiguously support the Victorian government's response. My comments on the epidemiology - which you did report on - do not imply the policy response is anything other than exemplary.

@sandys1_ @VicRoads We didn’t install any sort of hold functionality. Costed upgrades at $12b to get out of it.

@gracietemp1eton @bussybusterb @VicRoads We GAVE her a licence in the first place. Contemplate that for a bit.

@gosulliv1 @MikkaylaMossop @MissKateStevo It kept highlight how useless we are

@OliviaSedgman @VicRoads 12-39 business days, as we have to manually move the money from your bank account to ours via hamster couriers. We could update our payment system to be post 1720, but honestly we can’t be bothered.

@thesloganbogan @VicRoads We’re also supposed to be at least somewhat competent too

@NialFinegan @thebrickcleaner We have to make sure you meet the low standards we have here 🤷🏻‍♂️

@kerrjames21 @VicRoads It’s not the lines that suck

@brigmoz @VicRoads Kind of hard to give updates when we don’t know what we’re doing...

@freight_gate @NSWGR8022 @3AW693 @DanielAndrewsMP @VicRoads @VLine More of a result of our good friends in the trucking union, preventing any real improvements to the rail system as that would decimate their industry and reduce the need to repair roads. And we don’t want that do we?

@FreeVictoriaDan @VicRoads To be fair on @DanielAndrewsMP we’ve been a basket case of a department for decades

@Connors707 Why fix something when for the cheap cost of a sign we don’t have to do anything? We literally have roads that have had ‘rough surface’ signs for over 5 years.

For someone who’s only job is doing photo ops, he’s not very good at them.

@bert56au @Peeps56690803 @StreetsSave Nah

@blkjam @HeathRyan16 @RACV_Official We would literally sell anything so long as someone was willing to but it

@AnAussieChef We’re always testing out new ways of getting the 💰 through the front door

@Anouk724 @VicRoads Nah

@CYAMTE You’re welcome, now give us some 💰