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THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT…
“Unthinkable”: Camp Mystic parents condemn reopening plans after devastating floods. texastribune.org/2025/09/23/cam…
The DOJ shut down an investigation involving Pres.Trump's "border czar," Tom Homan, in which he had been recorded allegedly accepting cash from FBI agents posing as business executives, multiple sources familiar with the matter told ABC News. abcnews.link/6cMiEDS
We have people in power making broad claims around certain drugs and autism that have been continuously disproven. The degree to which those comments can undermine public health, do harm to women who are pregnant, create anxiety for parents who do have children who are autistic –…
Trump’s popularity has fallen dramatically, because more and more Americans see that he has failed to deliver the economic results he promised.
No we are not
WATCH: @CAgovernor Gavin Newsom sat down with @nytimes’ @dgelles for a wide-ranging conversation on California’s climate action leadership, bold efforts in the face of inaction by the Trump Administration, and how the Golden State is inventing the future every single day!
Motherfuckers. And I don't even like Comey.
Motherfuckers. And I don't even like Comey.
Jimmy Kimmel is fired. Jimmy Kimmel is hired. The escalator's broke. You're a UN joke. Tylenol is "no good." Indict Comey. Anti-ICE. Release the Epstein PedoFiles Donny!!!
I’ll always be disgusted with James Comey for sabotaging Hillary Clinton - but Trump weaponizing the government by replacing Erik Siebert with White House lackey Lindsey Halligan to indict James Comey - is what dictators do.
Trump indicting James Comey won't stop Rep. Grijalva from being the 218th signature & forcing a House vote on releasing the Epstein files. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
@gtconway3d The thing about James Comey being indicted is
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey is about to be indicted, and it's for accepting a brown paper bag full of $50,000 in cash bribes... Oops, nope, I'm sorry that's Tom Homan, and NOTHING is happening to that corrupt mush-mouthed goon because this world is upside down.
THIS. IS. BIG. NEWS.
Just saw this, the FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC is a year younger than me, but looks…. Shall I say, wayyyyy older. Hate ages you
I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died. Has ANYONE been held accountable?
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Jimmy Kimmel’s return proves that free speech can still win. But as a government shutdown nears, Democrats are letting Trump and the GOP escape blame. Read why both fights matter—and why clarity and courage are needed now. (link in reply)
WAIT!!! So it was Trump's own team that messed up the escalator and teleprompter? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yahoo.com/news/articles/…

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