Void Compiler 💾⚡ @voidcompiler
In code space, no one can hear you scream. Staring into the void* ptr = NULL; .NET dev AI and maths nerd Bitcoin enthusiast Crusader against fake agile UK Joined August 2012-
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Yep. Some of the packages I've seen developed internally have huge dependency graphs, often dragging in packages for no good reason. Combine this with the packages often being abandoned - creating out of date dependencies, *and* their use being mandated. AKA how to cripple your…
Yep. Some of the packages I've seen developed internally have huge dependency graphs, often dragging in packages for no good reason. Combine this with the packages often being abandoned - creating out of date dependencies, *and* their use being mandated. AKA how to cripple your…
The answer to everything these days seems to be: add more debt. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
I am Mr. legacy .NET Framework guy now. The last .NET [Core] development I did was targeting .NET 6 .NET 10 is imminent. This is a sign. I need to move on and escape this trap.
You gotta wonder what's going on inside JLR right now. Productive lines still frozen 👀💀 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
JLR are still shutdown. Week four of producing zero cars. Still no firm date for when they might be able to restart. Supply chain companies going bust now. I suspect the damage done here is huge. Maybe we've become too dependent on IT systems. In other news, gov wants to roll…
Very handy for probing site/service TLS support: ssllabs.com/ssltest/ The main report page just gives a grade score per resolved IP address. Click on an IP address for a huge detailed technical report❤️
Review my exception message: throw new InvalidOperationException("Ye cannae dae that just noo, lad - no wi’ the way things are.");
shredos seems like a solid choice for HDD blanking in 2025. + ChatGPT saved me a lot of time figuring out how to boot a couple of old laptops from USB. Both had their quirks to get to the BIOS and/or boot menu.
It's a source of amusement to me that USB ended up with quite so many connector variants, let alone wire protocol variants.
It's a source of amusement to me that USB ended up with quite so many connector variants, let alone wire protocol variants.
I don't do Software Engineering anymore. Nobody does. It's a time when the truths of Software Engineering have been cancelled. The common ground now, pushed by the ever-growing crowd of deniers, is that we no longer need to write good software. That good code has no value. That…
We need to delete some dead legacy code Rather than asking one person to JFDI and move on, we're "parallelising" the work by breaking it into tickets. Of course the PRs all conflicted with each other. Overall we've taken a 1 hour task for one person, and made it into a several…
In this week's Software In Crisis news, we have Jaguar Land Rover, a firm that has come to a total halt for two weeks due to a "cyber attack", with no ETA for when the "problem" will be resolved. 🤷
In 30 years working as a software engineer, I only gave up on a project once. Everything else I was able to doggedly stick with and get through to being a releasable/usable product. Sometimes those products didn't take and they fizzled out, but at least we got the engineering…
New cars are all shit. The auto industry has been infected by some weird mind virus.
Feature branches are dumb. The longer they live the dumber they are. We once had a "feature" branch that ran for two years with no merging back or forward. Senior management declared a plan and desire to merge this back, by which time we essentially had two completely different…
Every well functioning system needs a feedback loop to stay that way. Businesses, products, infrastructure,.... people
Every well functioning system needs a feedback loop to stay that way. Businesses, products, infrastructure,.... people

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