Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

This account is for my weird ass dreams Portland, OR Joined October 2016

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

3 years ago

Dreamt I was examining a wound on my leg and pulled a sack of radishes out of it. Doctors told me it needed to be cleaned and they administered something with a syringe in 15 spots on my leg.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

4 years ago

Dreamt all beanie babies had bombs in them and I was being evacuated from high school because the school could not confirm there were no beanie babies inside.

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Dreamt someone was taking me to the “Irish Mud Games.” He showed me how to make shoes out of parachutes to protect my feet from the mud and explained that we would be eating the traditional Irish Mud Games meal known as “Ram’s Food” which was quinoa, chicken, and dried apricots.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

4 years ago

Dreamt that Catherine Opie and Susan Sontag were fighting each other while I tried to disarm a bomb

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

6 years ago

Dreamt that I was watching a gang fight downtown and a man jumped off of a delivery truck and broke in half, leaving his legs in the street which I grabbed to give to the ambulance that came and realized the man’s pants were full of shit.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

6 years ago

Dreamt my bf and I did a stand up set in the basement of an arcade that had set up a haunted house we had to go through to leave. Each room was just a boxing dummy that inflated more and more the closer you came to it until it was staring you down judgementally an inch away.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

6 years ago

Dreamt a tornado came through the backyard of my dad’s house and blew out all the windows. I heard growling in the bathroom and my dead dog walked out chewing angrily on a hairbrush.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

7 years ago

Dreamt I was vacuuming up a stream of ants that were crawling out of a man’s leg

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

7 years ago

Dreamt I had joined an art church where people dressed up in bejeweled clown like costumes, made fruity loop beats, and did laundry.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt I was walking out of a fast food restaurant after being shamed for calling their ad campaign brainwashing propaganda and then a crust punk spit a loogie on my face.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt the 10 plagues were happening again but this time it wasn’t God it was aliens. The locust plague hit but they weren’t locusts, they were alien crickets and they burrowed into my fingers and had to be squeezed out like pimples.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt that I was working for my current employer and former employer and realized I could quit my former job since I have my current one but when I went to meet with my former boss she said she had to go take a bath because she had bloody diarrhea.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt my dad dropped my make up bag in the toilet, told me the toilet didn’t work, and then took me to use the bathroom at a movie theater. We were approached and asked for our movie tickets, he took off and left me to get in trouble.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt I was driving on I84, I heard a huge explosion, looked up and saw a helicopter flying near a cloud of smoke. I could hear rapid gunfire that was coming down at the cars around me on the freeway. We started to drive over a bridge but it collapsed and I drove into the water.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Oops I tweeted from the wrong account. Not a dream. Waking life me.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

This is what I want on my tombstone

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt that I was hanging out with old friends at an ice cream shop and they said they’d be right back and then ran away from me, got in their car, and left me realizing that all my friends hate me. Decided I’d start smoking again.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt I was on my way to the lost and found at a mall to find my missing cell phone when I made the decision to stop and help a woman instead who had broken both legs falling down an escalator that was essentially vertical.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt I moved out of my grandma's house again and into my gf's apartment. Then my grandma's house caught on fire from a gas leak but we were able to put it out.

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Melanie Tassini @w3irddreams

8 years ago

Dreamt I was friends with a llama named Chelsea. I was swimming in a pool at night and I noticed Chelsea hiding in a bush and I said "Chelsea" so she jumped out and we both laughed somehow. All day I've been missing Chelsea.