elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

the situation's a lot more nuanced than that Chicago, IL Joined August 2011

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🌙gab @Gabphilia

3 years ago

My face when the credits revealed that Lexi and Rae called off the wedding #TheUltimatumQueerLove

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No One 🥥🌴 @doesitmattertbh

4 years ago

Jesus would have voted for Bernie.

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

@ryanswilders She gets less and less subtle each time

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

@PopBase

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

Disenchanted is quite literally just a more family friendly version of Wandavision

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

NOT A CAMEO FROM NOTED GREENDALE ALUMNI LUIS GUZMÁN #theresort

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME #withoutarecipe #tryguys

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lola @ibuprophan

4 years ago

ned wearing an "i love bad ideas" shirt to the first episode of without a recipe where's almost completely edited out is sooooooo poetic

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

@stevennelson10 Very fitting that he used the movie version...

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

@ceaslss Can Indianapolis just be another little part of Michigan? Like the UP?

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Just doesn’t sit right with me the way Zanab and Cole’s relationship has been blown out of proportion while Bartise and Matt get away with all the things they have said and done. Zanab and Cole are just incompatible. Matt is abusive. Bartise is a narcissist. #LoveIsBlind3

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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists

4 years ago

Yesterday, a MAGA terrorist tried to kill the Speaker of the House Fox “News” said Pelosi and her husband are ‘corrupt villains’ who “deserved it” Newsmax called it “staged” and demanded an investigation into Paul Pelosi And The NY Times made it a tiny story below the fold

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elisa 🐍 @waitwrongelisa

4 years ago

Every single scene in When Harry Met Sally is a perfect couples costume. I'll be Harry or Sally I don't care either way

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The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys

4 years ago

Looking for three person Halloween costumes…bad ideas only.

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Amy Eileen Hamm @preta_6

4 years ago

Women’s physical safety is vastly more important than men’s feelings.

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Joshua Nelken-Zitser @mrjoshz

4 years ago

@PattiLuPone “Quite a week”

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Christopher Moloney @Moloknee

4 years ago

Angela Lansbury told a story about her daughter falling under the spell of a Hollywood deadbeat. He would pick the girl up from school and get her to steal money and food from her parents for him. Worried, Lansbury moved the entire family to Ireland. The guy was Charles Manson.

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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists

4 years ago

Straight people who oppose gay marriage baffle me. “Yeah that has no affect on me whatsoever but just the idea of gay people being able to participate in the institution of marriage? I just don’t think it’s right.” Take a seat on my therapy couch and let’s figure out your problem

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Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble

4 years ago

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo