Scott Weitzenhoffer @weitzenhoffer
Professional Pigeon Chess Wrangler He/Him/His sweitzen.github.io Houston, TX Joined October 2014-
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Taylor Swift’s new Voter Registration post results in record-breaking registration numbers. During National Voting Day, the pop superstar shared a message on Instagram urging her 272 million followers to register to vote. The results were astounding. After…
If you have to whine to your wife that you're the "alpha in the relationship", you are most assuredly not.
Remember, remember, this 8th of November Republican treason and plot I see no reason why Republican treason should ever be forgot
If only we could put therapy in the water, like fluoride...
The first rule of Russian engineering is that EVERYTHING, whether it's a rifle or a delicate spacecraft component, should be capable of being used as a club, if all else fails.
lol what a dipshit
Trumpsters will follow Trump straight into hell. Not because they think he's right, but because they cannot admit he conned them.
My parents, addressing their parents: "Mother, Father" Me, addressing my parents: "Mom, Dad" My kids, addressing me: "bruh" (Not a complaint - I think it's funny)
The Republicans may be hitting the accelerator on the road to fascism, but Democrats won't hit the brakes when given the chance. We must do MORE than merely vote.
Dear CNN, Stop giving air time to Kellyanne Conway. She lied for a madman. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. She lied then. She’s lying now. She will never stop lying. She. Is. A. Liar. Nothing more. You’re rewarding and legitimizing her endless lying by having her on. So stop.
A huge misconception about cops in schools is that they keep kids safe. They don’t. They punish them. When schools in Illinois were forbidden from giving kids fines, cops started writing tickets. Now kids as young as 8 are in court fighting tickets when they should be at school.
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
I want this as an enameled pin!
I want this as an enameled pin!
"latex ket" is safer, just sayin'
Hey Texas!!! (And folks that want to support pregnant people in Texas)- a reminder that @Plancpills can provide access to medicated abortion pills via mail! In many cases the pills are actually cheaper than going to Planned Parenthood if you don’t have insurance.
Hey @facebook I have a large verified page that I started and admined since 2009 for a company that I own. One of my admins was hacked and my admin status was removed. I have two "in progress" claims that I can't get a response on (1/2)
Republicans: doing to America what Al Qaeda could never have dreamed of tennessean.com/story/news/202…
Andry Cuba @CubaAndry
2K Followers 5K Following *De la piel para dentro empieza mi exclusiva jurisdicción. Elijo yo aquello que puede o no cruzar esa frontera...* Antonio Escohotado
Graciela Bolig @bolig_bol
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Evie Kawaguchi @e_kawaguc
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Marivel Batkin @BatkinMari31172
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Marcelina Kantarian @MarcelinaK5257
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Jay Burgher @burgher_ja74342
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Charlie-rose Dimitry @DimitrRo
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Taylor Dunson @DunsTaylo
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Madison Walker @UsAllyson51865
4 Followers 660 Following Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
Nithet @Nithet618941
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Alana Pua @AlanaPua23540
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Thathe @Thathe272296
10 Followers 1K Following The garden is full of spring scenery, with a few red flowers falling all over the ground
Veronica Macdonald @VeroniMacdon
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Nousmought @nousmought73261
47 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”
NA @4erlik
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Tracy Scott-Turgidson.. @MissFrgnAffrs
28 Followers 124 Following General Buck Turgidson's personal secretary. (Now MRS. Buck Turgidson.)
Kara Long @sapiogrrl
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Melissa Perkins @mperkins613
97 Followers 250 Following
danmyrick @myrick_dan
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Shannon the Grouch @GrumpCurmudgeon
182 Followers 885 Following Teaches communication at a state university. Christian, but actually reads the Bible, so not fundamentalist. Prefers no pronouns.
Sharon Mason @SharonM27028659
15 Followers 375 Following
Lucreza Borgia @LucrezaBorgia
7 Followers 42 Following 2009 H1N1/ARDS Pandemic World Champion who's just trying to get through another one without dying
VisualHowlaroundTitle.. @TitleVisual
412 Followers 486 Following Pro-Ukraine, pro-NAFO, pro-women, pro-minorities, car-free, atheist. Bigots are my enemies. German-American. $ request or put me on a List = instant block
Teresa @mrsaylia
27 Followers 110 Following
Phil B - Mastodon @ph.. @philb61
807 Followers 2K Following Tolerates some people. Loves most dogs. Atheist. Muay Thai and BJJ student. Roots Reggae & Blues musician. MAGAts, Qcumbers and Hasbara trolls get blocked.
Bev Blackwood II @bdb2tx
216 Followers 506 Following Beer writer, educator, brewer and photographer, graphic artist, Native Houstonian and denizen of the inner loop! All opinions my own.
Deanna is thriving! @deemusings1
497 Followers 1K Following (she/her/hers) #bi Thoughts of a #Black, #atheist, #naturalhair rocking, professional #mom #BLMHOU #HarveyRecovery #Writer Women v. Religion on Amazon
🌸Star🌸 @TheButlerTweetd
466 Followers 1K Following 🖋️Have pen; will travel ✍️Copywriter for @SentaiFilmworks 💛🖤💜They/them 💬All opinions are my own
⬡ Morgan ⬡ @MorganOnBass
387 Followers 610 Following SysDev at AWS, derby girl, bassist, mum, baker, whisky fiend, *nix tinker. She/her.
Devyn Price @DevynPrice
241 Followers 524 Following • Vocal Director at School of Rock Cypress • Mom of humans and dogs • My book How to Be Average will be out in October 2022
Denver Greene @denver_greene
104 Followers 229 Following
Kitti trusts science @skwb42
99 Followers 536 Following I'm a geeky Teikweidí (brown bear clan) Tlingit mom. she/her
Derek Young @dypics
71 Followers 215 Following Just a person who enjoys travel photography and a die hard Red Sox fan.
RogueOneCore @nyarlat.. @nyarlathotep42
297 Followers 921 Following Chaote, gamer, anarchist, nerd. Donations here: Cashapp $masque12 Venmo @rogueonecore
Teresa Tutt, PhD ☥�.. @Dr_Teresa
2K Followers 4K Following Tiny Human Female, Nuclear Physicist, Atheist, Skydiving coach, Freediver, Underwater Model, Bass Player, Unapologetically Pro-Nuclear Power, BLM, ANTI-FAscist.
LivingInTruth @HoosierDelegate
559 Followers 5K Following
Norbert Playekidd @norbertpawhite
71 Followers 139 Following
Yes You DO Need Socia.. @alumkat584
191 Followers 186 Following Teacher, wife and mother, PT gardener. I love my community, my job, and I believe in what this country should be, so I want it to be and do better
Tracy Cook @tracycook2019
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The Xenial Xennial @Jewellya_
263 Followers 1K Following Radical Deconstructionist, Atheist, Brain Tinkerer.
Kevin Mansfield @KevinMan1988
130 Followers 238 Following Husband. Cat dad. Rhode Islander. I believe that our actions can make a difference no matter how small or insignificant.
John Hulsey 🏳️�.. @JohnHulsey
465 Followers 93 Following My nickname is Captain Awesome. Working hard to earn it. He/Him/His
GoAway @deb9266
95 Followers 236 Following Chicago Girl who did her time down South Wife/Mom/Gamer/Progressive/Troublemaker
FeministUtopia @FeministUtopia
155 Followers 217 Following Check out our latest episode here: https://t.co/UdlYghWIEk
Tammy Claeson @TammyClaeson
107 Followers 321 Following So no matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep ya head up... and handle it. Tupac
Prof. Katelin Schutz @Katelinsaurus
2K Followers 659 Following particle astro & cosmology @McGillUPhysics, lover of all things culinary. black lives matter. she/her
Peter Chiykowski @rockpapercynic
9K Followers 875 Following #CeasefireNow Author, designer, friend of dogs. Creator: @storyenginedeck @storyshortest Rock Paper Cynic.
Flying Dutch Fella �.. @FlyingDutchPall
9K Followers 6K Following wannabe meme artist, journalist when it benefits me, hacker of nothing, a free thinker in Langley. NAFO fella https://t.co/yGMJs6Ezd4
Harry Turtledove @HNTurtledove
34K Followers 567 Following Writer of alternate history, fantasy, other sf, and historical fiction. I tell lies for a living, iow.
NAFO Canuck @MPerstinger
5K Followers 3K Following Canadian Veteran, sick of your bullshit. Slava Ukraini!
#Cubie @MeatCubie
5K Followers 3K Following The Original Meat Cubie! Your favorite Russian meat cube! Follow his adventures! TG: https://t.co/s2OMMkG9LE Website: https://t.co/pcxclKr5DO
NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 .. @NOELreports
431K Followers 355 Following Media platform covering global conflict zones. Focus on the Russian-Ukrainian war. If you'd like to support our voluntary work: https://t.co/PmM2wwDA1Y.
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
5K Followers 2K Following Writer, game designer, copywriter x Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole Stuff for Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: TC, Saints Row, other places
Keren Landman @landmanspeaking
3K Followers 1K Following health/medicine reporter @ https://t.co/naxIWmoIhg | epidemiologist, ID doc | health equity, @soljourno, Southern stuff | DMs open for tips | keep talking, ur probably muted
OSINT (Uri) 🇺🇸 .. @UKikaski
49K Followers 701 Following Occasionally irreverent OSINT analysis and news agglomeration on global conflicts. USAF veteran, retired engineer, USCG Master Captain, 2% Neanderthal by DNA.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
NEXTA @nexta_tv
1.2M Followers 110 Following The largest Eastern European media. To let the world know. Our website: https://t.co/4voPija7tJ Become our patron: https://t.co/fOGkarNq2c
Alt US NPS @ALTUSNPS
26K Followers 294 Following Alt US National Park Service #RogueRanger #Resistance movement Climate change exists. No drilling in National Parks. Take Action and Make A Difference
Casey Zinkievich 🇵.. @C_Zinkiev
749 Followers 330 Following Ⓥ Fish person, divemaster, biologist. I care about fish, conservation, and cheap wine 🍷🐠 She/her
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
477K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Carly Anna @CarlyAnnaWX
11K Followers 641 Following GSU ‘21 | Owner of @TwoStorms_ 🌪️ | Operations @RadarOmega |
AuroraNotify @AuroraNotify
36K Followers 118 Following Get notified when the aurora is out! Reporting aurora sightings since 2010. Please tag, mention, or message to share your report or photo! ~Amy
Alex Nursall @saltandketchup
1K Followers 636 Following kind of hungry. @parkdalehaunt co-creator/writer, director, dreamweaver, visionary, plus actor. I did beisbol bird yes. also i am mairi on @diceshame. she | her
KatPower 🐀 @KatGeek
126 Followers 896 Following Pony-loving, cat-hugging, book-craving geek. Chicken Witch. She/her.
WarTranslated (Dmitri.. @wartranslated
582K Followers 802 Following 🇪🇪 Estonian-born blogger | https://t.co/9xI5FOCv5u | DMs open for submissions and comments
Mariia Kramarenko @KramarenkoMari3
50K Followers 3K Following 💛💙 Angry Ukrainian trying to be nice. 💙💛 🌻 Dr., researcher in PV technology #StandWithUkraine #UkraineWillWin #ArmUkraineNow #NAFO
Max Tegmark @tegmark
145K Followers 29 Following Known as Mad Max for my unorthodox ideas and passion for adventure, my scientific interests range from artificial intelligence to the ultimate nature of reality
Rebecca Kavanagh @DrRJKavanagh
71K Followers 2K Following Public Defender and Writer. Sydney ✈️ NYC ➡️ DC and Baltimore. she/her. Views my own. “I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.” James Baldwin
Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en
588K Followers 1K Following Ukrainian patriot. Advisor to Internal Affairs Minister (2021-2023). Institute of the Future founder. Support volunteer translators https://t.co/nWSASMUo29
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne
DrJackBrown 🌊 @DrGJackBrown
182K Followers 24K Following Body Language & Emotional Intelligence Expert • Physician • Anti-Fascist • RT≠endorsement • #LGBTQ Ally • #BLM • https://t.co/qFVwJ2nW4A 🇺🇦
Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU
2.1M Followers 74 Following Official page of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine 🇺🇦 Ukrainian MoD on Telegram: https://t.co/Ei2jAK4vla
Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC
856K Followers 3K Following PRESIDENTS OF WAR, 9 other books. @NBCNews Presidential Historian. @PBS contributor. Born Chicago. My Threads link is https://t.co/9r7VWCiF7W
steven monacelli @stevanzetti
80K Followers 5K Following special investigative correspondent @texasobserver • publisher @proteanmag • words in many places • cofounder @apprenticedtx • contact me & support my work 👇🔗
Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez
271K Followers 2K Following Correspondent @CNN. OJ Trop. @MedillSchool Mafia. Gamer. Links & RTs aren't endorsements. Opinions are my own. ATL🍑 NYC🍎 IG: OmarCNN
Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays
224K Followers 9K Following Founder of @OccupyDemocrats & Tribel. Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account. Follow me on Tribel HERE: https://t.co/TFsLDsXC9g to get my breaking news alerts.
Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus
233K Followers 5K Following Political/PR strategist/writer/podcaster, ex-GOP, EP "America Reads The Mueller Report", beat cancer, https://t.co/xJccxG3yJb, https://t.co/T2U3UtGJ8R
Andrea Junker @Strandjunker
260K Followers 146 Following Nomad since 1998: Home is not a place, it is a feeling. Mover: Strong and persistent voice against Trumpism.
Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid
37K Followers 957 Following T1000 reprogrammed to make cartoons. Animation director and sometimes comicsmith. From the part of Canada where they make the stereotypes. Opinions are my own
Olivia Julianna 🗳 @0liviajulianna
367K Followers 6K Following 21- Professional agitator, amateur political activist/strategist. WWE Fanatic 🇲🇽🏳️🌈 All Opinions are my own 💅🏼
Cats Watching Stray @CatsWatchStray
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC
97K Followers 24K Following Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
Geeky Thiomargarita �.. @ThiomargaritaNA
5K Followers 4K Following Medical Microbiologist & Biochemist. Married to the love of my life. Atheist. 💕 science. If my language bothers you, leave
Alex (he/him) @AlexPetrovnia
31K Followers 5K Following Affable dapper bastard. 26. Personal acct. Founder/ED of Trans Formations Project, @the_TFP. Trans 🏳️⚧️, disabled and #BiInSci🏳️🌈
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
1.1M Followers 2K Following Owned and operated by Attorney Joe Gallina. Newsletter: https://t.co/CalGHt2ALQ
Dr. Uri Elliott, MBA @amn3siak
2K Followers 174 Following I am a bipedal mammal with opposable thumbs. I shiver and sweat to regulate my body temperature. The views expressed here are mine alone.
Dr. Jayne Morgan @DrJayneMorgan
5K Followers 620 Following Cardiologist/ED of Health & Community Education/On-Air Medical News Expert and Contributor / Creator of Stairwell Chronicles/Clinical trials advocate
Melissa Perkins @mperkins613
97 Followers 250 Following
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Have you noticed hundreds of Facebook pages spewing AI-generated photos every day? AI's getting better at tricking people—to the point that AI images are being used for scams and fake news stories Let's learn how to spot AI photos by taking tour of this AI-designed house! 🧵
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Wait for it….wait for it……wait…for…itttt….. I’m fully erect.
🔥👏 "Bradley" shoots down a Russian BTR-80 landing near Avdiivka
Why the fuck is Ashli Babbitt trending again?
Your reminder whenever Ashli Babbitt trends. She's the MAGAts' Horst Wessel: a bullshit fascist martyr. Snother Nazi loser. She was violently trying to overthrow an election her guy lost bigtime.
British man tears down a Palestinian flag in Tower Hamlets, London Ends up in a ladder-fight 🇬🇧🇮🇱
@UKikaski We are not living in the 1930s. Russians could inform and educate themselves if they wanted. They support this, collective reponsibility does exists. I am not sorry for Russians anymore.
A high-ranking Russian helicopter pilot with the call sign "Bes" was murdered in Voronezh on Friday after someone fired 7 bullets at him while he was standing at a bus stop. This information was revealed by the Russian "Fighterbomber" channel, and although officials attempted…
"Special" death of a Russian Orc 💩
The 110th mechanized at work in the Avdiivka direction. Fire in the hole! Clearing out Russian hideouts from above.
Would you let me eat you after you die
Footage of yesterday's battalion vs battalion combat of the 🇺🇦1st Mech Battalion (3 Assault Br) vs 🇷🇺3rd Battalion (57th Guards). As a result of the assault, the bridgehead on the western bank of the Siversky Donets - Donbas canal was completely cleared. During the operation,…
Footage from the "Russian-controlled" left bank of the Dnieper river at the Antonovsky Bridge, shows a Russian BTR-82A firing and moving to pick up evacuating Russian soldiers from fire by Ukrainian forces. Earlier, Russian sources stated that Ukrainians gained a foothold at the…
❗️ In the east, the Ukrainian Armed Forces launched an offensive in several directions at once, according to Deputy Minister of Defense of Ukraine Hanna Maliar. In the directions of Orikhovo-Vasylivka, Bakhmut, Bohdanivka, Yahidne, Khreshchenivka and Kurdyumivka. In all…
@PokemonGoApp Oh wow… so nobody else gets this opportunity…wow….🖕🖕🖕🖕
@parrot_soldier There’s a species in online FPSs that gravitate toward tall, unprotected towers. Like… bro… we all see you there. You’re actually at a disadvantage. That instinct carried over to the real world. No respawns though.
@RepAndyBiggsAZ Is a sitting member of congress calling for violence against the DOJ?
@RepAndyBiggsAZ @DOJNatSec are you reading this? This coming from the person who planned the January 6th insurrection. If this isn't the legal definition of a terroristic threat, nothing is. He is threatening violence against the United States and the Constitution. He needs to be arrested now!
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