will ✨ @willraymcdon

what’s a goon to a goblin Joined December 2015

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

im so proud of myself ◡̈

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

currently trying to figure out what breed my cat is bc she was a stray and i don’t want to pay for a dna test 🤪

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

idk why people hate aging and hate bdays past 21, i literally didn’t even think i was gonna be alive, and now im 25??? wow that’s so cool im so proud of myself

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

the fact that i still had to go into work today even tho there’s a no travel advisory for the ENTIRE STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

doing intake questions with a new therapist makes me want to never go to therapy ever again

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

we got a cat and she’s the prettiest sweetest cutest little peanut baby except when she’s TEARING UP MY BOX SPRING AT 3 AM

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

@kxtxee SAME deep cleaned and organized too 😂

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

doing anything other than cleaning your house when you’re snowed in just feels wrong to me

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

people be out here acting like hair color is not literal chemicals and just slapping shit on their head expecting stylists to fix it 🤪

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

not knowing when to go into the dr is so frustrating like im having the worst abdominal pain of my life but am i gonna go in? nah i’ll probably be fine

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

@kxtxee literally every SINGLE day 💀

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

my husbands ex and his family STAY obsessed w us like???? for why?????

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work the past month has been a fun guessing game of am i going to booked 100% solid to the point where i can’t even sneeze or i’ll run behind or having absolutely no appointments and playing super stylist for my entire shift

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

@kxtxee no fr that would be so nice

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

does anyone remember the bookmobile from elementary school or just me

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

@syrupsippinsyd okay good because sometimes i feel like it was a fever dream and i needed someone to verify it was real 😂😂

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

@syrupsippinsyd yes like the little bus they’d like pull it up outside and we’d all go out and pick out a book

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

i hope 2023 is good to my mom

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will ✨ @willraymcdon

4 years ago

this man from tech support for my wifi has spent the last approx 17 minutes telling me about the launch of the rocket that went to the moon and im so fried all i can reply with is “wow” “right” “interesting!”