Michael Rice @wineXdrunk

I put my jacket on one arm at a time just like everyone else that has arms. New Orleans, LA Joined March 2009

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Michael Rice @wineXdrunk

2 years ago

Daydreaming again. This time about the likely existence of a drag queen guitar salesperson that calls themselves The Gender Bender Fender Vendor.

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2 years ago

in the canney of the unvalley

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2 years ago

"Keep it down up there" is insanely contextual. Just read that sentence more than once and watch how fast it loses all meaning.

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2 years ago

Gary Numan is, paradoxically, older than Gary Oldman. But only by about 2 weeks.

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2 years ago

@teamspeak Discord has become bloated, if TS can beef up to early discord standards before the Rot®️ took over then I would happily go back

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2 years ago

"I ate your habits, they bloom in the spring now" 12-28-22

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2 years ago

I don't wanna set off alarms, but has anyone ever seen Stephen Chow and Anthony Keidis in the same room as each other?

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2 years ago

The je ne sais quoi of how earbuds go b o u n d i n g across the floor when the case is dropped and the little mouth-like lid spews them forth

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I need someone to sit me down and explain The Raspberries "Go All the Way" to me like I'm a child. Intro - oh this is an 80's song, summertime cool... Verse(?): doesn't matter we won't be here long enough to figure it out cuz we're ramping right into the fucking chorus

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2 years ago

I just hyper-imagined my cat wondering why I'm wearing a secondary skin made from vegetable fibers, I also included my lack of an appropriate answer in this delusion

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2 years ago

I don't love that @netflix continues to axe shows for not being the next GoT or TWD, but glad that #ThreeBodyProblem is getting a wrap up instead of just abandoned. Cowboy Bebop deserved similar, others as well.